Best of 2009

Much to cover I suppose, and despite the physical and emotional pain that has befallen me this week I am happy to announce my claim as both “Biggest Heel” and “Best Overall Superstar” of the 2009 ECWF/UWA season. It was a year that had brought me both trial and tribulation, I saw friendships grow and shatter; relationships flourish and then crumble beneath my feet. I also saw both success and destitution as I went the entire time in the ECWF representing some form of championship and getting defeated only twice in the span of a whole year…

Still the plight I’ve felt during the few short months in the UWA has made up for all of the glory I found in the ECWF. I watched my stable collapse, lost a friend, had a relationship collapse and now am forced to redeem myself if I wish to retake my rightful spot at the top of the mountain. I’ve let old habits dictate who I am and because of the greed of others; I now pay for such shortcomings…

Yes Scott… I know; you’re the gutted one, right?

More like a gutless wanker who cares for only himself… Foolish boy and your bloody pride, well luv you might be riding high right now. But rest assured, I will have my time in the sun and I will regain my championship. I only hope you’ve got the bollocks to beat that muppet Shay Matthews

Otherwise I’ll have to kick his arse to win MY title back… And trust me luv, that wouldn’t be nearly as fulfilling…

But on a more pressing matter… It seems I have won a shot at the UWA No Limits Championship; I know… Fancy that, right? The truth is that I haven’t been keen on Hardcore Matches since my time in the EWA a few years ago and were I’m confident that I could hold and defend such a championship. I feel as if it’s better on my sister’s shoulder right now; so I’ll wait to challenge for the belt. Perhaps later in the year when my life has settled down enough to where I can think straight again?

Oh and in case I forgot to mention it… Scott… Go Get Bent

Piss-Head

The Superstar of the Year
Lacey Allen Cohen

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I can't eat... I can't sleep... I can't think... I just wanna die....

Cheers!

Champion at last! And I must confess… the feeling is far more fulfilling than before because I have the retrospect on being champion this time. I can honestly say that I’ll take this run as the Universal Champion one day at a time and enjoy every moment I hold my championship. Of course I’m not lost to the fact this makes me the prime target for attack in the UWA as many will be chomping at the bit for my title… But as always I’ll gladly welcome any challenge and handle my business like a Brand Icon like myself should.

But I’m not posting today to brag about me… There’ll be more time to do that in later posts, what I want to focus on is congratulating Trey and Sophie for also winning championships, I was very excited for the both of them. Especially Sophie who has worked her ARSE off to get to this point… I can’t wait to see her again so we can go and get rat-arsed in Vegas to celebrate the occasion

All the hard work and stress has finally paid off, and as long as Sophie can stand up on her own two feet and give the No Limit’s championship proper respect then she’ll be considered one of the great champions in the sport. Trust me when I say that she has the physical talents to validate such claims.

As far as my mate Trey goes… I am also so very happy for you and proud that you mopped the floor with that Sally-Boy Elliot to win the Silver Championship. No matter what anyone says, you will always be rated as one of the most gifted athletes I’ve ever had the pleasure to be acquainted with, and I am massively happy that you’ve turned things around with your fortune. I stand by the fact that you, I, and Sophie are the future of this great company…

And now all three of us have championships to prove as much

Once we get to Vegas… The lot of us are due for a bloody good time, perhaps we’ll see how many fines we’ll leave the stare with?

The UWA Universal Champion,
Lacey Allen Cohen

Dreams?

We are only days away now from the big Triple Threat match at Dismember to hold the rights to be called the UWA Universal Champion, and with the risk of sounding repetitive I fancy a mention of just how excited I am about this match. Certainly there are great risks involved with such an event, both professional and personal… But I’ve had a fortnight to weigh these risks in my head and have determined that the reward outweighs the risks.

Granted, I must face off against one of my last remaining mates and current tag team partner… As well as the man I’m set to marry, and I can only hope that we will all be able to come out of this match with a common respect for one another. It’s my greatest fear that this one-opt match might signal the demise of one or perhaps both relationships… And in the past I might’ve been quite aright with that.

But that’s not who I am right now… Sure I’ll still win, or at least die trying; but I will not cheat to do so. If I am to become the new Universal champion, than I want it to be without controversy. But if Bobby or Scotty do win this event and I’m left in the cold with nothing but an “atta girl” for my troubles… Then I’ll hug the winner and hold his arm in victory, no matter which of the boys it is…

My hope would be to reunite Nevada’s Finest once again… They were the greatest tag team I have ever seen in all my years of wrestling, and if they could get over this quarrel (which oddly enough is over me). I could honestly see a potential for a return of “Torrent”… Yes I know John, you’re stomach just did a back flip but you’ll have to just deal with it. Besides, it’s nothing in the books quite yet… It’s more of just a dream for a girl who misses spending time with all of her mates.

Part of me would even like to see Hailey Faith again; I think that perhaps we could rekindle our friendship and have her a part of the group… She was considered to be like a sister to me at one time, that is before Cena and his propaganda pulled us apart. So Hailey, luv; if you happen upon my blog I’d really like to talk to you again. Even if it’s not about business than I’d like to invite you to be a part of my wedding; I’d fancy having you there after all

As far as Trey and Sophie go, you two are always welcome in our group… Sophie is my sister and I’d die for her. And Trey is like a brother to me so no matter what, he’ll always be welcome in my household and in any stable I’m a part of.

Again, this isn’t me announcing the return of anything… Just dreaming about the idea of reforming the old “band” with all of my mates. So please nobody get any ideas that Torrent is alive and well because at the moment there’s no such thing.

Love us or hate us, we were the most influential group in all of wrestling for quite a time… And a return for us would be massive for UWA ratings, not to mention help usher in this new era with style and prestige.

But enough of my babble for one day, and on an unrelated note… Happy Hanukkah to all my fellow Jewish mates as well as the fans, I hope all of us have a very happy and safe holiday. I’ll see all of you at dismember

Wish me luck!

Cheers!
Lacey Allen Cohen

Enemies With Benefits

Now since all of you blokes have been so deeply gripped by the anticipation and completely diluted over the fact that I’ve not made any updates to my Blog recently, I’ve decided to set some time aside to start updating once again… Of course that means all the copy cats like John and Stacy Cena will start working their blogs again so they can fit in with the UWA’s most popular trend setter. But that’s aright by me, I could be all arsed over it; but you know what they say?

“Mimicry is the best form of flattery”

And not to stray too far from John Cena, I would like to congratulate him and Madsen on successfully walking into Mayhem and getting their arses handed to them by the superior team of Bobby and I. Clearly you blokes were outclassed, out smarted, and out wrestled in a match that you had to win. But you know I don’t blame Madsen for the loss; I mean sure I pinned her and she might be a worthless skank. But John Cena is the biggest “Choke Artist” in the industry and lately cannot seem to find a way to win “the big one”… Especially when it’s against the UWA’s Icon

And for those who haven’t been paying attention… That’s me…

So John, I hope your content with a second rate championship like the No Limit’s title… I mean assuming you can win a big match against Violet and Ben; and yeah you know as well as I that it’ll be against the both of them. I mean face it, she might be your friend but I’m sure she fancies her boyfriend a lot more than you… And after she was made the goat in his loss to Scotty last week, she might be subconsciously thinking of ways to make it up to him.

I could be wrong… But I’ve got a hunch that the two love birds won’t be as quick to duel with a third party present..

As far as I’m concerned… I’ve got a hyped up triple threat match to compete in against two of the very best superstars to ever have laced up a pair of boots and climbed into the ring. On one end there’s Bobby Peru; a man I have renewed respect for. He and I went through the Universal Cup Tournament with the precision of a surgeon; butchering the teams who stood before us… Our recent workings have allowed me to forgive him for what he did to me at the start of the UWA’s existence, and granted me the ability to be on a level ground with the man.

Of course on the other hand there’s my beloved… The current Universal Champion, he is the embodiment of what a champion should be. Brash, charismatic, skillful, and full of wit; like him or hate him you have to admit that he’s accepted all challengers and despite a recent loss to Genocide, has beaten everyone he’s faced in this federation. This is a match that he thrives on with his opportunistic abilities, but even with all my love and admiration for the man…

I still intend on taking his championship away from him…

And why not? This is a “dog eat dog” world and if you’re not in the game to win than you have no business to be in the game at all… He knows my intentions as I know his, and no matter the outcome. I’m certain that our relationship will remain un-affected

Now on a non-business related note… Josh, luv… I see what you’re trying to do; and I can honestly say that I’m impressed. Yes you beat up my fiancée; in fact you nearly killed him all because of your obsession with me. Now I understand that you have a diluted sense of right and wrong; but certainly you know a warning when you see one…

So allow me to issue it…

Don’t fuck with me… I know you’re arsed and right now, if you just walk away from it than I might be able to let bygones be bygones. However if you continue down your rage filled jealous path, then I’ll be prompted to respond in ways that might crush what little bit is left of your battered soul… You know what I’m capable of doing to you emotionally, and I will not hesitate to rip that black heart of yours out of its resting place and feed it to you.

So if you have a problem with me… You take it up with me, not Scotty, not Bobby, not Sophie, or Trey… ME…

Got it?

The UWA ICON,
Lacey Allen Cohen

Idolize?

Two down… One to go

Two enemies of the state thwarted, battered, and laid to waste before an audience of millions by the greatest collection of talent in the ECWF… Two bodies added to the pile and now are nothing more than statistics in our rise to fruition; and what a grand way to see it happen. To have all of us work in unison to take out Josh Elliot after his match against Trey; and then the way we orchestrated the beating of Ada Curie was simply masterful… And as I’ve already stated, we are two less in our list of enemies…

And then there was one…

And no I’m not talking about the overrated man-faced slag Hailey Faith… I’m talking about a much bigger fish patrolling the ocean; I’m talking about the ECWF’s C.E.O Lisa Draven. You see she’s been quite vocal about our domination of her mates and has been driven so hard by revenge that she’s gone so far as to step out of her office and back into mine ::The Ring:: to face off against the greatest European that has ever graced this fine company. In fact she’s even gone so far as to release an official statement regarding my actions as well as our match on Madness

As if I was supposed to care?

Yes Lisa, I’ve read all the threats in your unprofessional statement and I’ve already spoken up about them in my promotional spot for Madness… But just in case you didn’t get the point, please allow me to reiterate. I’m not afraid of you, I respect you for what you’ve done and all that you’ve accomplished, I admired you as a young girl watching your exploits all around Europe while working for various federations like OSW. But I don’t fear you, you were at one time a great superstar but that time has passed you by… This is a different generation now and the old legends like yourself have become irrelevant.

Let’s face it luv you’re 35 years old… A whole decade older than me; and when you get into a grappling match against somebody with comparable athletic attributes, you’ll soon find that all of your past injuries will begin to catch up with you… That all of your aches and pains will be magnified by the submission expert, and don’t think I haven’t studied them… Don’t think I wasn’t watching on television when you were F-5’ed off the top of a cage by Brock Lesnar, I know all about the back injuries you’ve had and I know how to get you to squirm.

You see, to me this is more than just an exhibition match… To me it’s an opportunity to put away somebody I once looked up to, the chance to vanquish another legend as I did with John and Jason before you. But most importantly, my chance to quell any debate about who the best ever really is… So light the torch Lisa, because you’re about to pass it to the next generation of European greatness…

The ECWF WORLD Champion
The ECWF ICON
The GREATEST European in the HISTORY of the ECWF,
Lacey Allen

World War Fallout

Are we at all surprised? I went into World War Three with a friendly crowd behind me for a change and did what I had to do in order to defeat John Cena and retain my ECWF World Championship. Sure the man did something that nobody else has been able to do all year by pinning me to get the first point of the contest, but I went on to bust his face up in the First Blood Contest as well as make him tap out twice on my way to a fine victory.

Now I’m not going to sit here and act like it wasn’t tough, or that I was easily able to put this guy away because this had to be my biggest challenge to date… So to John’s credit, he went out against a hostile crowd and showed a lot of heart; it’s just a shame that heart and courage alone can’t win you the Championship. And now he’ll fall all the way back to the bottom of the ladder where he’ll be forced to work his way back to the top for his next opportunity.

One that he doesn’t deserve to have for quite a while…

An opportunity that now belongs to Ada Curie, and despite the fact that she had the second to last entry into the match and she didn’t deserve to win the battle royal; I’ll gladly welcome her challenge for Heatwave. You see I actually respect Ada for all she’s done in the world of Football, but she’ll find that football and fighting are two very different sports… Stamina and killer instinct help greatly, but those long legs of yours are quite appealing for someone who could use them in a variety of holds. So Frankie, congratulations on your fluky win at World War Three… I’ll look forward to making an example of you at Heatwave and proving once and for all why I’m the greatest European in the history of the ECWF.

Also it’s note worthy to mention that my little sister Sophie Cohen (Allen) will be joining the ECWF roster on a developmental contract. That means she’ll make the base minimum salary and act as my student, I know that most of you blokes hate my guts. But it’s noted that she’s not the same person as I am, so if you have a problem with me… Deal with me, not her

And if ANY of you blokes mess with her… You’ll be the first to see what it feels like to have reconstructive knee surgery

Also three cheers go out to Scotty who eliminated SEVEN ECWF superstars from the battle royal; he wasn’t able to win the thing but proved in the process of the event why he’s “Mr. PPV” and what kind of force he can be in this glorious company.

That’s all for today… I know, you’re sad… But get over it

With Love,
The ECWF World Champion
The GREATEST European in the HISTORY of the ECWF
The ECWF ICON
Lacey Allen

London's Calling

One more week until I step into my Iron Man Match against John Cena all the way home in London England, and I must confess… I’m a little nervous about this, not because I’m worried that John Cena will defeat me in my own type of match; or that I’m concerned about the condition of my bruised ribs (there fine mind you)… I just hate to fly overseas, there’s something about sitting in a cramped up plane for fifteen hours that screams for a way out… But I have to keep my head up as I’ll be going back home to the familiar sights and sounds of London England, the place where I’m considered a legend and actually embraced by the people as opposed to ridiculed and offended.

Not only will I be going back home to my country, but I’ll be working for my old promotion ::the EWA:: as a few of the more ambitious people from the front office have purchased the dead company’s rights from its former owner. This is a prospect that I’ve been both excited and not so thrilled to hear about simply because it feels like I’ve got more enemies than friends working for the EWA; especially now that there’s the jealousy of my success in the United States. It seems like I’ll still be looking over my shoulder as I face a man hell bent on trying to wear me out in the hour long marathon match we're about to enter.

Still I can’t become too wrapped up in those unfounded concerns, my top priority is the man who had the audacity to drop me to the floor with an F-U after I out witted Andy Maccavelli in the Main Event last week, sure one could say it was a shady way to win; but I didn’t hear any of the fans booing after I knocked that knuckleheaded wanker out… John, you may have gotten the pin but there’s no denying that I was the one who knocked that arsehole out. And don’t throw the honor card at me because after I knocked him out you still made the pin, you knew that it had to be ended before he got up even more blind with rage.

But enough about Cena, I’ll see him at WW3 in London England… I’d like to shift attention toward my wonderful boyfriend Scott Sillinger; you see there was a recent discussion on ECWF.com about his legitimacy as an ECWF superstar. And before this fire get’s out of control, I’d like to enlighten all of you ignorant blokes to the fact that Scott is in no way controlled by me. I’ve never trained him; I’ve never once told him what to do or how to act… He’s an independent man who happens to have my support. Let’s face facts, he’s the one who beat Ashe Draven clean, and the one who schooled John Cena so bad that the ECWF had to call off the match in fear that he’d be injured, I had NOTHING to do with either outcome. He’s also a top champion and will gladly defend against any one of you blokes in any type of match because he’s good enough to beat any of us.

So as much as you muppets might hate Scott, he’s still the European Champion and until one of you blokes can muster up the bollocks to beat him for it; he’ll remain as such… Independent of my “control”

Oh and Scott… Good luck in the WW3 battle royal luv, I’ll be rooting for you

Now I’ve already made this point on ECWF.com but I’d like to field it once again; today the ECWF Legend and former World Champion Bolt went out of his way to congratulate me on my accomplishments as champion. He didn’t have to speak up and post his opinions, but he did because he’s a gracious man who isn’t a part of the “click” of John Cena followers who hate me only because John does…. He sees the world the way it is meant to be seen and knows that I’m the person you all hate in part because I’m so competitive but also because he knows what it takes to be a really good champion.

Unlike people like John Cena or Hailey Faith who see me as a snooty bitch just because they can’t beat me for this belt... Bolt see’s a fine champion who would do anything to add prestige to the World Championship, and it’s because of this knowledge that both he and I have so much admiration for each other.

I stand by everything I’ve stated on ECWF.com… And if he came back tomorrow asking for a world title match; I’d request that he get added to the Iron Man at World War Three.

Oh and one more thing, Ben and Lydia… Interesting little pairing you two are… I thought you hated each other? Oh well, I know that Lydia hates me because she’s in John’s click; but I’ll wish you two the best of luck anyway. The ECWF has a way of making people forget who they are and I hope that it doesn’t happen to you guys as you go forward with your wonderful new venture.

Oh and I heard you dropped Frankie like a bad habit?… Very nice, it should certainly gain you a little love from the boss though

Bye for now
The ECWF WORLD Champion
The GREATEST European in the ECWF
The ECWF ICON
Lacey Allen

Jealousy?

Ah yes... A new update from the original trend setting ECWF blogger and today I have many things to cover; so let’s first get started by the return of my former student. A woman who at one time was considered to be like a sister to me… Hailey Faith’s return was both anticipated and exciting, many around the industry were happy to see her back ::including me:: that was until she dropped this bullshit promo and ran her hypocritical mouth like she was somehow more important than the rest of us… So without further adieu, here are the transcripts from that live promotional spot

[1]“Lacey, your nothing more than a self absorbed egoistic bitch. How could you inform my fans and the rest of the ECWF, that I was in on the master plan? Which you knew I wasn’t. you just made it out to seem that way. Because you didn’t want to look bad in front of Josh, who you threw down a flight of stairs anyhow. “

[2]“Lacey you left me with absolutely nothing, you went around claiming to be my best friend. But the truth of the matter is, you weren’t my friend.. You just used me to get what you wanted. And when Sillinger showed his ugly mug to the ECWF. You turned your back on me before I could snap my fingers. When Scott joined up with ‘us” you soon made it all about him and yourself. You pushed me away like a bad habit, which is fine and dandy because you know what. I don’t need you! I have everything I need…. The day you left me with only my friendship, my relationship, and my championship. Was the day you came to realize that you fucked up!”

[3]”Somehow you have managed to turn the ECWF into the Lacey Allen show. Well I am back and better than ever. And I stand here today to let you know that, I’m one pissed off bitch and there is nothing you or anyone can do about it. Good day to you whore.”

Part 1 - Let me first start out by responding to the top part where Hailey claims she wasn’t in on the plan that sent Josh Elliot spiraling down a flight of stairs and ended with me beating the bloke in a fantastic match at demolition. So where my blog post from June 24th may have implied that you were on the inner circle of the scheme, I’m not ashamed to say that you’ve misunderstood the statement… I simply implied that you helped to kick off the master plan with your big mouth and because of your contributions; we were able to pull this thing off with the drama and guile of a day time soap

Part 2 – This was my most favorite part of your babbling ignorance because it proves the point that you’re nothing more than an ignorant hypocrite. You say that it was me who pushed you away when Scott came around? Well it’s funny that you forget how your relationship with the ECWF president ::which started well before mine with Scott:: had consumed so much of your time and your attention that you didn’t seem to have time for our friendship anymore. Of course it bothered me that you’d still say how close we were and how much you loved me like a friend… Yet the only two people you had time for was John Cena and Gabriel Draven? It’s just funny; and just like you to be so bloody arrogant that you’d try and blame this on me when you had already pushed me away before Scott even showed up. So just wipe the crocodile tears away and stop playing the victim here, the reason we’re not mates anymore is because you found new friends and pushed the ones that mattered away. I loved you like a sister, I would’ve fought the world for you Hailey… But you apparently are too fucking stubborn to understand that, aren’t you?

Part 3 – This is where we go from ignorance to pure humor… You say that I’ve turned the ECWF into “The Lacey Allen Show”? Well luv… I hate to break the news to you, but that’s the whole idea when you’re a successful part of the industry. I’m the ECWF World Champion, the face of this proud company; it’s my job to represent the East Coast Wrestling Federation in the eyes of the media by drawing attention to both myself and the product. What I am is a marketing mastermind who fills seats, sells merchandise, and gets people like you to over achieve in their quest to beat me. Don’t hate me because I actually grasp the idea of the business and have been successful in my ventures…

Lastly… I certainly have no reason to “hate you” because unlike you I haven’t manufactured lies to validate my frustrations. I understand that you might be a bit jealous because I’ve done nothing but go to the top as you’ve flirted with mediocrity. And if you’re really that sore over all this rubbish that people like John Cena and Gabriel Draven have put into your head… Then I’ll gladly meet you in the ring after the PPV to show you once again why I’m the best at what I do, hell I’ll even throw in a shot at my title despite the fact that you clearly don’t deserve it… I mean with contenders like Bobby Peru floating around you should be ashamed to even accept a shot at the belt… But I’ll put it on the line if you so wish, just to show you what it’s like to be on the big stage with all the grownups …

Now that we have that part out of the way… Onto John Cena…

One could almost admire your ability to be a natural competitor, I heard that it was only a short time after my press conference that you were asking to sign a contract that would place our match at World War Three in London England as a part of a EWF reunion pay per view. And not many would have the bollocks to agree to such an event. I mean you’re walking into hostile territory in a federation filled with blokes I know dearly; to fight me for the ECWF World Title in the heart of my hometown… For that I give you kudos, you and I have put on several amazing matches and now that we’ll have a safe match… You and I will once again give the fans of the United States and the fans of the United Kingdom something to cheer about…

Oh and how could I forget to mention the ill-willed “Bastards”? Here are two blokes who have come out of nowhere and interfered in my last two matches. Men that will now be forced to fight with their backs against the wall against superior superstars… Of course Darkside is first as he will walk into a handicap match against Nevada’s Finest, I mean I almost feel badly for this poor bloke because it’s no secret that Bobby and Scotty are out for blood… But I don’t feel half as bad for Darkside as I do for Andy who will face off against both myself and John Cena

Now there’s been speculation that John and I will implode and allow Andy to best us… But that’s just not true, sure we may not see eye to eye. But Both John and I are professionals and very disciplined competitors; so I assure you that we will put the egos aside long enough to put a dent in Maccavelli’s skull… This bloke has wronged the BOTH of us and neither John nor I will be happy till he’s on a gurney.

So that’s the end of it luvs… I hope you enjoyed, or not… Honestly I couldn’t care less

The ECWF WORLD Champion
The GREATEST European in the HISTORY of the ECWF
The GREATEST current superstar on the ECWF Roster
The ECWF ICON,
Lacey Allen

A New Era - A New Power

Demolition… Wow, what can I possibly say about an event that featured more carnage and mayhem than just about any other event I’ve been involved in to date. And before we get into my match against Josh or anything else I feel as if I really must give credit where it is due, so congratulations to Bobby Peru who entered one of the most brutal and violent ladder matches I have ever seen in my life against the best stock of ECWF newcomers available and WON the match like the champion he is. He will now likely face me at World War Three for the ECWF World Championship, and it’s a challenge that I welcome as I’ve got nothing but respect and admiration for Mr. Peru

So Bobby, I look forward to meeting your challenge at the WW3 event… You and I will give these people the best World Title match to date as the most skilled technical wrestler ever faces off against the most resilient and entertaining man in the company.

Next up is my best mate Scott Sillinger… You and I have been almost inseparable since your arrival to the ECWF and as I’ve always said; you have stood by my side when everyone else had turned their backs on me. I couldn’t ask for a better friend or lover, so to see you cleanly defeat John Cena with a submission hold to become the new ECWF EUROPEAN Champion… Well it nearly brought me to tears; I am so very proud of your accomplishment and feel as if you will make a fine ECWF Champion as well as a lovely representative of Mother England

I’d also like to wish both Scotty and Bobby luck in their conquest to become the tag team champions on Monday night. You two will make the greatest tag team in recent memory and bring yet more gold to our little faction. So good luck luvs, go get some more gold

Next up is Josh Elliot… Look Josh, I know you and I will never be “ok” again, I wronged you so badly that you will likely feel rather jaded over it for a long time. But know this… What you did to me at Demolition has not been done to me since my early years in the EWA when I faced Grendel, you beat me so badly and pushed me into places that I didn’t even realize I could go. And even though it’s no consolation to the fact that I broke your heart and that you lost the match; but to have done what you did… To take the beating and batter me worse than anyone else as earned my respect..

I respect you as a superstar, and I respect you as a man… Perhaps we’ll meet again someday, but until then I’ll have the scars to remind me of our last meeting

And finally we get to current events… Monday Night Madness will mark what feels like the millionth time I’ve had to deal with John Cena, and this time will be no different from the last. You see John, nobody thinks you have what it takes to beat me with an injured arm; I am the Brett Hart of this generation after all and you know just as well as I do… That I’ll do everything I possibly can to assure that you’re arm is injured badly and your forced to sit on the disabled list.

So go ahead and do your bitching… Call me all the best names you can think of and post fake pictures of me on the forum after you and Trey are done wanking off to them. Please, enjoy all the festivities of being an ECWF superstar. Because once Madness is all done, you’ll be nothing but a common spectator nursing a surgically repaired elbow.

Oh and Trey… I got the restraining order processed, so expect a policeman to be at your locker room today to serve you the order of restraint and explain to you the parameters... And yes, if you violate the order, I’ll have you arrested

So Have a Nice Day :-)

Kiss-Kiss,
The ECWF WORLD Champion
The EWA Greater European Champion
The EWA BBC Champion
The GREATEST European in the ECWF
The GREATEST Superstar in the world,
Lacey Allen

The Master Plan

So it comes as no surprise that I have dropped out of my relationship with Josh Elliot for the higher grounds of my career, sure I have no personal vendetta against Josh, nor do I harbor ill will. I wish him all the best and I appreciate the things that he did for me as much as I was hurt by the things he failed to provide. But I do intend on facing him at Demolition like he’s the biggest threat to my championship the ECWF could offer up and I intend on defeating him no matter what the cost.

So let’s clear it up… My mates and I are not officially a stable yet and despite the rumors that Torrent will revive, it’s just not true. I have some ideas on a stable foundation that would set all five of us in a grouping called “Intercontinental” or “International” to celebrate our various nationalities, but it’s two of many name ideas… I also welcome any suggestions from my mates on name and stable Ideas, even if the idea is to not construct a stable and stay as 5 individuals who watch out for one another.

I also have to admit that Hailey Faith, my dear friend was a key part of the whole thing right from the get go… She kicked off the master plan by revealing that I was having an affair with Scotty, and then played it off like she hated me like a professional. Her and I are not enemies and I can safely say that I love her like a sister. So Hailey luv, I wish you a speedy recovery from that minor knee surgery and I thank you for your contributions to the “Master Plan”

To Scott, Grendel & Bobby… The three of you have been phenomenal friends; I couldn’t possibly ask for a better group of people looking out for me and credit you for my recent success… Scotty especially who has stuck by my side through the thick and the thin, only a few actually tolerate him around here; but I can say that you are an amazing person. Oh and major props on the HUGE win over Ashe Draven on Madness, I always had faith that you’d come up big and now your only one legend away from becoming the ECWF United States Champion

Congrats luv!!

As far as the newcomers to the ECWF… I’d like to welcome Kelsey Miller, I haven’t had an opportunity to meet you; but I did meet your brother Evan and he seems like quite a fit bloke who has a good head on his shoulders. Hell I would even ::consider:: allowing him onto my team if the three guys could put their differences behind them… Of course this doesn’t mean I’ve given anyone an invite to anything, it’s just a hypothetical thing

Long story short… You and your brother seem like good people, unlike your friend Trey who is a rude and unruly muppet

Oh and Trey, get your head out of Cena’s arse and be a man… Your friend Evan has found a way to make waves without sucking Cena’s bollocks, perhaps you should follow by example?

Anyway, good luck to all my mates at the PPV. If we play our cards right ::Which we will:: All five of us could walk away with wins and our little group could hold all the gold. ;-)

Best Regards,
The ECWF World Champion
The EWA Greater European Champion
The EWA B.B.C Champion
The GREATEST European Superstar in the HISTORY of the ECWF
- Lacey Allen

My Regards

Ah what can I say other than “I told you so”… Once again I was right and the rest of you ignorant Muppets were wrong. And I’d like to start with John Cena… Congratulations there “Champ” on defending your title to Ashe Draven on Madness, that spectacular run as the United States Champion lasted you all of one lousy week and just as we all knew you would. As soon as you faced a reputable challenger; you’d be exposed as the fraud you are. Now you’re up in arms about getting “jobbed” by Lisa Draven when in fact you know the Rail Driver had put you away no matter WHO the referee was… But as I said on ECWF.com, you should praise Lisa for giving you something to piss on about… It allows you to have just a shred of false pride after all; oh and I’ll be rooting for Ashe to end your career next week in the cage… I hope that elbow is good enough to climb the wall

Next up is my friend Hailey Faith who has decided to be just like John Cena… A Hypocrite, you see she recently roasted Kael Blackstone on ecwf.com with this little memo posted on June 8th 2009 in response to a message by Kael about not giving someone a shot at the Prime Time title if she won it from Hailey

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Kael? for one, your NOT winning the Prime Time Championship....

2. Do you not understand the term of that championship? Apparently not...so here let the CHAMP tell you the rules of HER Title!

The Prime Championship is defended EVERY WEEK...There is NO NON-TITLE matches when it comes to the championship....hell woman you talk about Krishna being stupid...and your the one who just stated that she could have a non-title match up....oh this federation is full of under educated people

fuck off
The Prime Champion
Hailey Faith
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Now in case any of you missed it... Hailey has taken this week off and is NOT defending her ECWF Prime Time Championship, this the SAME day she ROASTED Kael Blackstone about saying she wouldn’t defend if she won it… I guess that would make you an uneducated person, and a hypocrite… Wouldn’t it luv? But you know what, go ahead and take a little holiday; in fact rest right up because when you defend that title against Josh… Well let’s just say that you’ll be facing a different monster than what you fought the first time. He’s ARSED over the dodgy things you’ve pulled with me… And he intends on taking it out on you in that title match…

And finally… Madness, you see I have put my differences aside with Bobby Peru as he will team up with Scotty and I to face the team of “priceless” inside of Yuri’s Funhouse. Now I like Cody Rhodes and have nothing bad to say about him… So I’d like to send my best wishes to him and his mates, as well as my deepest regards for what we’ll be forced to do to you on Madness. You guys might be a sound tag team… But Scott, Bobby and I are just the best the ECWF has to offer up

So I’ll see you blokes on Madness…

Best Regards,
The ECWF World Heavyweight Champion
The ECWF Icon
The EWA Greater European Champion
The EWA BBC Champion
The GREATEST European Superstar in the HISTORY of the ECWF,
Lacey Allen ;-)

Still The World Champion

With the U.K Invasion finally over with I find myself back in Miami still representing the ECWF as its World Heavyweight Champion; of course I knew that I would beat Bobby Peru and carry this title back to this country with me. But for all the doubters and naysayers out there who doubted my abilities, I have only one thing to say to you…

“I told you so”

I’m the greatest ECWF superstar this company has had since it’s opening… I’m a better technician than Brett Hart and Justin Spirit, a better entertainer than John Cena and Shawn Michaels, and I’m far more tactful than Ashe Draven and Samantha Curie. I’m the Icon, the person who fills the seats with people who either hope to see me beaten, or those who support my cause. And no matter how much John Cena might like to say otherwise, I’m the top superstar here

You can’t argue as I’m the ECWF World Champion

But even more importantly is the fact that I will do my best work and try to remain undefeated as the World Champion much like I did as the East Coast Champion… A title that was recently retired as John Cena opted to bring back the scrap pile United States Championship. Now at first I was a little bothered by this, but then I realized that the East Coast title really only belongs around my beautiful waist and if it’s not where it belongs… I’d rather it be retired than diminished in value as Cena defends it, so Johnny. Go ahead and have your title because as far as I’m concerned

You’ll always be second fiddle to me

So what’s next for the Icon?... Well honestly I’m not certain, I’m sure the ECWF will appoint a new challenger for my championship and line the poor bloke up for a beating at Demolition, who that might be; I’m not really sure of… Part of me hopes it’ll be Jason Spirit, I did lay a challenge out to him a few weeks ago and have yet to get a response. I’d very much like to put his career in the closet where it belongs…

Perhaps they’d sacrifice John Cena or even Ashe Draven, either way I don’t really care… I’ll move on and face the next challenger as he or she comes and defend my title against whoever is foolish enough to think they might try and take it from me.

Cheers!

The ECWF European World Champion,
Lacey Allen

World Champion

Champion At Last!

And how wonderful it is, finally I have reached the summit of the wrestling profession by capturing the ECWF World Championship and will make my first defense at home in London’s prestigious Wimbley Stadium before nearly a hundred thousand fans. True I’m about to defend against the current King Of the ring, a man who holds the one and only loss of my ECWF career over my head; but Bobby Peru should note that this isn’t a tag match. It’s a one on one and the last time he and I fought in a singles match… I beat him, and I’ll do it again when I defend my new championship in front of my fans on my grand stage

I’d say good luck to you Bobby… But you’ll need more than the river dance and a bottle of cheap champagne to beat me on Sunday.

Onto the next line of business… Torrent…. And it would seem that there has been some distractions in our little group as of late as certain people have begun spreading vicious rumors about others ::Hailey:: now we’re not dismembering quite yet, but I will say in public that I am very disappointed in the actions of my “friend” as she’s acted like a self-centered child. Just because she saw me giving Scott a hug automatically makes me a bad person who has been sleeping around? I think her accusations might be aimed at me in attempt to take the light off herself as she follows John Cena around like a puppy

Shame… She’s trying to sabotage our relationship because of her “friendship” with Cena and her foolish pride

And speaking of John… Mint Blog Post… Just to see you obsessing over me makes me feel good, so call me every name in the book; because I know it’s only out of the jealousy you have over my success… So please, have a lovely day :-)

Cheers!
The ECWF WORLD Champion
Lacey Allen

European Disappointment

Admittedly it’s been quite a tick since my last update, but I promise it’s not because of laziness. But because I’ve been so very busy with this crazy European Tour. From the tough matches I’ve had to the time I’ve spent visiting both friends and family alike, it’s just removed me from the spare time I’ve had to keep up to date with the blog… So as result we’ve got quite a bit to discuss.

First of all is the massive disappointment that’s been the European Tour, this was supposed to be my homecoming; my opportunity to step up and show the entire world why us Europeans are superior. But all I’ve managed to do it gain a few draws against weak opposition, get my championship stripped off my shoulder and then finally lose my first match in the ECWF all because my boyfriend couldn’t handle the River Dance. This tour has been a major disappointment that has done very little to live up to the hype it had for me… Coincidentally, so hasn’t my boyfriend

But there have been some good things… Okay one good thing; and that’s the revival of “Torrent”. This time we’ve decided to keep our stable more closely knit with only four members, Of course myself and Hailey make up the core along with Genocide and the most recent addition Scott Sillinger who we kicked Jericho out for. Now not many are sold on Scott as he’s made more enemies than friends, but all I see is massive potential and unrelenting loyalty… He’s been a good friend to me personally and I’m glad to have him on board. I honestly think that he’s got a shot at being something major here in the ECWF and I would be more than happy to support him as well as any of the other members in their future endeavors

Another interesting factor is the return of Jean Duren who has pulled off a huge surprise in his first ever ECWF match by beating the living hell out of the reigning world Champion Jason Spirit… I must confess my jealousy of him for what he’s done, but in the same light I am incredibly excited for him. He was once a very close friend, even a lover… So I always cheer him on, even if he’s going for a title that I want. Perhaps someday I’ll be able to climb into the ring against him with that belt on the line and show him why I’m still the better wrestler than him.

So now we look forward to the future, and for me that means a Monday Night Madness where I will be the referee in a match between Duren and Curie; a match that I may or may not call down the middle… Of course if Sam thinks she can just walk out there and knock me out, then she’ll soon find that Referee’s like me fight back. But if she stays smart and worries about Duren, I might be nice enough to call it down the middle so I can have a front row seat at her beating… And I do hope he bloodies her up good.

I hope this little update was sufficient enough… John Cena is still a tool, Cole and Pixie are more pathetic every day. And I’m getting hotter and hotter by the moment as my new fitness program has given me much more energy and a newly toned body. Maybe someday I’ll actually be considered both talented and sexy… *waits for sarcasm*

But until that day… I’ll have to settle for talented :-P

Cheers!
The European Champion,
Lacey Allen

Destiny?

Only a few days separate myself from the biggest event of my fledgling career here in the ECWF as I will be stepping into a Shotgun Triple Threat Match against both Samantha Curie as well as Jason Spirit with the potential to become the World Champion on the line. Last time I won the world title was in the EWA against the Gladiator, it was a match that was booked because the EWA’s management didn’t like me and were looking to take me out. I won the match that night as well as the title, but since I wasn’t “At Weight” to hold the World “Heavyweight” Championship, I was forced to “Defend” (more like forfeit) the belt to Mike Britannica the very next card.

So this is kind of a big deal for me, to hold the top title in the world’s top federation would be quite an honor

It would also be marvelous to walk into this next month’s European tour as the ECWF World Champion. To bring the title back home on my shoulder, to show all my fans just how far I’ve gone since leaving the EWA would be the most exciting and memorable moment in my career. Not to mention the fact that I’d get to defend the belt at Invasion in my own hometown against the winner of “King of the Ring”

Especially if that ends up being John Cena (at least the Invasion Main Event would be a good one) I’d actually rather face him than some moppet like Aidan Fergus.

So Jason, I hope you’ve thought about what I said in my promo… Sam I hope you’re ready for another stint on the disabled roster

Because I’m ready to become the Champion

Patsy

How Charming… Our beloved “Hero” Our untouchable “Icon” Jason Spirit has decided that he would much rather lounge about and have a pint of ale as opposed to doing his job. So instead he forces me to do all the work defeating basically every last member of the Black Mass Society all by myself… Very Funny Jason, and you know for a moment I actually thought that you had a shred of dignity in your old bones but now I realize that you were only hoping that I’d ware down or get injured before our big match…

And speaking of which, how does that stupid little scrubber Alecia Moore weasel her way into this match!? I mean not only that but Yuri goes and certifies this as a “Shotgun Championship Match” I don’t even fully understand what that means. I guess I could pin Alecia and walk away with nothing, but if she or Jason pins me than one of them win’s by bloody title. What kind of backwater rubbish is that!?

Unfortunately I’m unbooked this week, but on the upside it’ll give me extra time to work out and train for this awful match coming up at King of the Ring. It’ll also give me adequate time to watch John Cena try and fail in his attempt to actually be clever… It’s a shame he’s such a bloody meathead, but not at all surprising. I guess that’s what happens when you push needles into your arse, eat nails and wash them down with testosterone pills

Cheers for being a wally!

Anyway, enough about John Cena… I’d like to wish my best friend Hailey all the luck against that new girl as she defends the ECWF Prime Time Championship. Sure she was robbed out of her KOTR match by a dodgy Bobby Peru, but now she’ll be taking out her anger on that Sidney kid.

And Josh Elliot as well, luv I don’t need to wish you luck against Aidan… So I’ll wish you good health, don’t sprain your ankle or get a hangnail while kicking the shit out of this naff. He’s just not worth using an ice bag over

Three Cheers for being the best…

ECWF East Coast Champion
EWA Greater European Champion,
Lacey Allen

Drama, Drama, Drama!

Well… John Cena has taken his ball and left the club, all because he’s a spoiled little bitch who’s all arsed because my untarnished record earned me a shot at the ECWF World Championship before he got one. You know it’s a shame too because despite the fact that I’ve beaten the champion as well as nearly all the other contender’s he’s faced, I would’ve cheered John Cena on if it were he who got the shot ahead of me. Instead I was awarded the opportunity and instead of cheering me on like a real teammate would; that fucking Muppet went ahead and demanded that I forfeit my shot to him or risk being overthrown.

Of course I refused to hand over the shot that I deserved and therefore he’s decided to take his ball and walk away from the ranks of Torrent. So I say “Good day to you” John Cena, if you’d rather worry more about yourself as opposed to the betterment of our stable than we’d rather not have you on it…. From day one it’s been all about you as opposed to the team as a whole, and to be honest I think that we’re better off without you if you’ll be like that.

So kindly blow it out your arse…

Anyway onto more pressing concerns, such as the road to King of the Ring and Monday night Madness will be interesting as I step into the ring along with Jason Spirit as we face off against the Black Mass Society. Now I hate tag team matches, there’s no secret to that but let’s put this rumor that I’ll let Jason do this alone to rest. Sure I could walk away and let them abuse his arse to wear him down for the PPV… But I’m not that person, he baled me out this week on Madness so it’s my duty to repay the favor

Besides that, I’d like to keep my streak alive…

But as soon as Madness is over with, Jason and I are opponents both on a path toward KOTR. He is a champion looking to pour more cement on his legacy as I’m a hungry challenger trying to remain undefeated as well as becoming the company’s World Champion. There will be no love loss in this match… So Jason, take solace in the fact that we’ll be on the same page Monday night; but as soon as the night is over

We’re enemies, and I’ll be looking to take your title…

Cheers!
Lacey Allen

Bull Shit!

Again I win, and again I feel as if the ECWF has wronged me as I now stand on the outside looking in leaving me to wonder why the pay per view main event is a World title match between the two men I’ve beaten over the past two weeks. How the hell does a scrubber like Randy Orton walk in off the streets; LOSE a match for the East Coast Title and then suddenly get HANDED a shot at the ECWF World Title like there’s nothing wrong with it at all? Clearly he’s undeserving of a shot at ANY belt let alone the World Championship, and yet there he is… In my rightful place fighting for a title that should belong to me.

And if I sound bitter, than yeah I am… I’m VERY bitter over this travesty of the system, and I feel as if I; more than anyone else has been wronged by the system. So yes, I’m arsed and now I get to face Bobby Peru as opposed to Jason Spirit and I get to defend my East Coast title while Randy Fucking Orton gets his shot at the title that SHOULD be MINE…. Hell and it’s not just me, there are plenty others like John Cena who could post a logical grievance over this bullshit

UGH!

But let’s try to move forward, despite how burned I feel over this booking I’m still going to be facing Bobby Peru in defense of my championship... Yes all of you have seen my promo so I’m not going to waste a ton of time on my blog describing the fact that I’m onto his gimmick, however I will say that I’m ready for whatever stupid shit he plans to pull and no matter how stupid it is. It won’t distract me from my mission…

And finally I’d like to welcome Torrent’s newest member; Malia Redfield. You have joined the greatest stable in professional fighting and together we will help you, as you will help us… Even if the ECWF screws you out of a match that you deserve

Bollocks…

The East Coast (And most important) Champion,
Lacey Allen

A Serious Memo

I’d like to start my column in regards to comments made by Dozer on ECWF.com, as many of you already know his racist remarks were aimed not just at me but at a whole group of people who have endured perhaps the worst hardships in the history of mankind. His remarks were not only hurtful, but also very ignorant and filled with hate, clearly he’s a man who has very little intellect or integrity so I’ll try and put this as bluntly as I possibly can…

If you have a problem with ME than you can feel free to say whatever you damn well please about ME because I’ve been called just about everything in the book. But the moment you cross that line and start discriminating against an entire group of people because you want to arse me, is the moment it becomes unacceptable. There are children all over the world that watch the ECWF and that see ECWF.com, these children look up to us athletes and often try to emulate us… And there is no place in society for people who are a bad influence in this manor, so in the big picture of things you Dozer have become the biggest worm in the company.

Now I’m not going to sit here and rifle back against you because that’s what you want me to do, yes I was offended by what you said so congrats on that. But you’re obviously too ignorant to be reasoned with so for me to break off a long rant would be a giant waste of my time.

And we all know that to be true.

Onto business than… And on Monday night madness all of my fans and critics alike were screwed out of seeing a classic match between the ECWF’s hero and its anti-hero. A battle that would determine who was the greater champion and who really was the best in the company. But despite the fact that I won on a bullshit DQ call, I feel as if I’ve accomplished nothing by this outcome; sure my streak continues at seven and zero but I would’ve rather lost a clean and well fought battle than to have had my name tarnished with an unrepeatable win such as this.

So, to all the fans of the ECWF… I apologize for the interruption of madness

As far as Jason goes, yeah I still don’t like you anymore than you like me… And I tried to step in and help you fend those blokes off, but I was ambushed and knocked silly before I could get there. And I’m just as arsed as the next person over the way things turned out, now I’ve got this big win over you and I can’t even brag because it’s an empty accomplishment.

Oh well…

Next week brings me Randy Orton, a back-peddling little goober who has all the slither of a snake. He spent the first part of the week practically begging me to join Torrent and when I told him that he’d have to wait for me to consult the others about a decision; he goes behind my back and sucks some cock to get a shot at my title. Well Randy, I hope you’re proud of yourself because now instead of a possible alignment with the most influential person in the ECWF… You’ve made an enemy of her, and anyone who is my enemy is Torrent’s enemy. Sure we’ve got bigger fish to fry and jollier giants to cut down

But rest assured, if you run your mouth after I kick your arse on Madness… We’ll make it so you have to eat all your food from a straw.

As far as this “Black Mass Society” is concerned, you’ve already crossed the line when you abducted Glycerine and then got the jump on John and Jillian. Those people are a family to the rest of us in Torrent, and no matter how big and bad you think you area; you can still feel pain

Bare that in mind… You mess with our family, we mess with your welfare. This isn’t over

Not by a long shot…

Your East Coast & European Champion,
Lacey Allen

Legend Killer

The bigger their ego, the harder they fall… Literally.

And I must say, this match lived up to all of its hype as Samantha and I just about killed one another, for the first time in my career I was made to taste my own blood as I was busted open and bled so much that I required a trip to the hospital and three pints of blood after the show. Every muscle in me aches, and to be perfectly honest, I don’t even remember how I won the damn thing; but I did. And that means I’m STILL the ECWF East Coast Champion, STILL undefeated, and now this just in off the press

I’m better than Samantha Curie

What, too soon? Oh well… The truth often hurts, I hope your knee is alright because the next time we meet will be on my terms in a submission match..

Oh and then there’s the little mention of our newest Torrent member John Cena who finally wised up to the fact that his now estranged wife Stacy was nothing more than a brainless scab who was leaching off his fame and notoriety. He’s made the MUCH better move by choosing Rebecca, I’d like to personally welcome John into the Torrent Family, we are happy to have him as a part of our team and his presence only solidifies us as the most dominate force in the ECWF.

As far as Madness goes… Well it would appear that they’ve booked me against the ECWF World Heavyweight Champion in a non title match, another legend will stand up against the “Legend Killer” and like I did to Sam at Extreme Pressure, I’ll show each and every one of you blokes that MY East Coast Championship has more value than the ECWF World title after I flog his arse and euthanize the career of another fading star.

Guess that about covers it all, see you around luvs

The UNDEFEATED East Coast Champion,
Lacey Allen

The Pressure is on!

The Pressure is mounting as we come even closer to the next big event on the ECWF pay per view schedule and the powers that be have seen it fit to set me in a match against Samantha Curie to defend my East Coast Championship. Honestly, I’m a bit arsed over the fact that I wasn’t given any say in opposition or match type; I mean sure I’ll gladly fight Sam or anyone who wants to challenge me. However I’m not happy that they made this a Ladder Match, especially when Yuri Balkan knows damn well I’m afraid of heights… Whatever, I’m going to walk into pressure and keep my streak alive with the best ladder match any of you has EVER seen!

Aside from that, we have a new powerhouse within the ECWF called Torrent… The members include myself, Hailey Faith, Genocide, Jillian Malice, Glycerine, and Y2J Chris Jericho. Now all of us are booked in our own respective matches like Hailey, Josh & Jillian who will undoubtedly put the boots to Jamie, Justin & Aidan… And The match that will pit Genocide and Glycerine against John & Stacy Cena

Now John, you and I spoke backstage recently and you were pretty arsed over what transpired to ruin your match with Ben as well as all the stuff between your wife and Glycerine, and I was honestly sincere with you when I told you that I had nothing to do with any of it. Sure I might be the “Leader” of Torrent, but I’m no babysitter… I don’t order these guys around like some general, we’re all just friends who look after one another and act independently to better the whole. I like you, I respect you and I don’t wish ill upon you at all

I just hope you understand the difference between personal and professional decisions…

With that, I’d like to wish all of you good luck for Extreme Pressure… And try not to get in our way, I’d hate to take out all the competition, things would just get boring…

Cheers!
Lacey Allen

Legends Lore

One more show down, one more victory in my record books… Yet this was much different than any other match I’ve been in as of late, this time I had to defend against a mirror image of myself in the form my own student. Hailey has come quite far since our first training session, she takes everything taught in stride and is always willing to go through anything in order to learn and train.

All of this became evident when that bell rang at Legends as I was quickly met with an example of her hard work and dedication; she controlled the tempo of the match through much of it only making a few mistakes including arguing a call with the official that allowed me to regain myself at a pivotal moment. And after dropping the Blackout I was able to lock in the European Cloverleaf thus gaining a submission victory

Yes, it was a large win and assured that I’d carry my championship a few more weeks at the very least; but the way Hailey acted in defeat is what makes me the most proud to call her my student. She shook my hand, just as I would’ve her had she won and then made her exit so I could celebrate my victory…

Hailey, it was an honor to compete against you at Legends and even though you lost the match, you now have much more vital experience to take with you as you move forward into Valentine’s Day and look to gain a big victory over that ignorant bint Pixie Shadix. She has no business in our line of work, and I have full confidence that you’ll snap her legs like their toothpicks… God’s speed be to you luv.

And then there’s Justin Spirit, look darling I know your Aresed at me for throwing in the towel against John Cena; hell there’s even been rumors that I did it because I’m John’s friend or that I’ve got some “crush” on the man. This is simply untrue, my personal aspirations would never affect my professional life; and despite the fact that I call him my friend. I would never give John the edge in any match because of that. I threw in the towel on you because I was fearful for your life, I didn’t want the great Justin Spirit to be wheeled around in a chair the rest of his life; I simply have too much respect for you

That’s right Justin, I respect the bloody hell out of both you and all that you stand for. I didn’t want to see your legacy end because I refused to throw in a towel, so go ahead and say what you will about me. Hell you can even come after me if you really feel wronged enough to do so, just please give me the same respect I give you by coming at me face to face as opposed to having your mates jump me in the locker room area.

Good luck to all of you (except Miki) on Valentine’s day.

Oh and keep your eyes open for the next few weeks, a few more wins under my belt and I may start to jockey for a shot at the ECWF Championship

Love,
Lacey

God Damn

Great, so the ECWF has hired Miki Miller to work here in Miami with the rest of us. And to be perfectly honest with you I don’t know how she’s even walking unassisted after what I did to her in August. But somehow she was able to fool three doctors into signing off on a work release form that has allowed her back into the ring. Well that’s just fine and dandy, let her walk (or limp) into the ECWF and see just how long she lasts on one leg against the level of competition here. We’ll see how well she holds up in the ring against Justin Spirit or Hailey Faith, hell Miki will be back in rehab in no time fast!

Look, I just wanted to warn all of you about this girl. On the surface she might seem like a sweet person with a friendly personality, but deep down in her core. She’s a career backstabber and will put a knife in you just to get ahead, she’ll sleep with your boyfriend and then when everything seems to be lost… BAM she hit’s you blinded sided and knocks you on your arse

Don’t trust her people, she’s a slut and a deserter

Next stop, ECWF Legends

Good Day Luvs,

Madness was yet another classic as I played the opossum role to perfection rolling up the Legend Genocide to secure my second victory against him in as many weeks. But just as important as my rollup win over Genocide was the tag team savvy displayed by both myself and my student Hailey Faith. We did what even I doubted we could and worked as a cohesive team to get a big victory over two blokes that we simply own, I bet that Genocide and Adrenalynn will be happy to fight other people and start winning matches for a change.

With that being said, I’d like to publicly wish my student Hailey Faith the best of luck for Legends. And I’m being sincere here; she and I will have a most fabulous match that will show the whole world a much needed display of technical savvy and an unmatched level of skill. For a rookie, her progression has been astounding and I look forward to the challenge she presents to me. So best of luck to her as well as the rest of you, legends will be an event to remember so let’s kick off 2009 with a bang

And usher the New Year in with violence!

ECWF East Coast Champion
EWA European Champion
Lacey Allen

The Big Victory

Greetings Luvs,
Monday Night Madness provided us with some very memorable moments, but the one that sticks out most for me is the job done by my apprentice in her match against that nasty slag Adrenalynn. Hailey Faith turned a match ending scenario against her opponent and used ring savvy reserved for veterans to turn the tide of war and win her first ECWF match. So major Kudos to her for her impressive victory, the strides she's taken has made me proud to be her trainer.

As far as my match goes, I'd like to extend my props to Josh Elliot for his efforts in the ring. He pushed me to places that I didn't know I could still reach, and he fought valiantly despite the fact that he lost the match...

I'd also like to address the rumor that I "cheated" in order to win this match with a emphatic denial of this claim. It may have looked like I used a pair of brass knuckles, but it's simply not true. I mean had I cheated, than the referee would’ve caught it and disqualified me; right?

Anyway, both Hailey and I will tag up in a very big tag team match against the two we defeated on this week's show. This match promises to be well worth the price of admission and should prove just how good we are to all who doubt us...

Oh and as many of you know, I've had something of a war of words with our "Pure Wrestling Champion" and would like to extend my well wishes to Samantha Curie in her task for Madness. Kane is nothing more than an oversized product of the WWE hype machine, it'll be lovely to see a fellow woman give him the education that he badly needs...

You're East Coast & European Champion,
Lacey Allen

Welcome to the ECWF!

Well than, we’ve really got quite a lot to cover here in our first post… So allow me to welcome all of you, my lovely fans to the personal Blog of your favorite ECWF superstar Lacey Allen. Most of you probably already know me from my exploitations in the European Wrestling Alliance, and now that I’m in the states working for the biggest wresting promotion in the world; I figured it was about time to get with the times and make my own website.

Yes, I know… It’s not the greatest, but it’ll suffice well enough.

Anyway, I’ll be posting on my blog regularly to update you all on my thoughts as well as the news and notes from the crazy world of the East Coast Wrestling Federation. And since we’re starting on a fresh note I’ll make my first official post right now…

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“Ho-Ho-Ho!” For the first time in my life, Christmas actually meant something as I stepped into my very first ECWF match against many very qualified superstars to secure the East Coast Championship. It was a hard fought battle that came down to both myself and my new student Hailey Faith, however while her back was turned I took advantage of her inexperience and eliminated her from the match… Understandably she was a little upset with me at first, but she’s smart enough to get the business aspect of the whole thing and has put it behind her.

And speaking of Hailey, I’d like to publicly recognize her hard work and effort… She’s made large bounds in her training and has progressed rather quickly. Good job love

I’d like to thank John Cena for sticking his neck out for me against that bugger Ashe Draven and getting my beloved European Championship back, you went the extra mile for a stranger and anytime you need a favor. Or my help, I’ll be glad to lend you a hand…

And Last But Not Least, Thanks to all the ECWF Superstars and fans for the absolutely wonderful time on New Year’s Eve; many of you were on the Beach for the fireworks display. And I wanted to say what kind of fun I had drinking, swimming, and partying with all of you. I had one hell of a hangover from the midnight bender, but it was well worth it

Cheers!