December 2009 w/Bobby Peru 1 Reign (5 months) The Final ECWF Champion 1 Reign 3 Reigns

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

A New Era - A New Power

Demolition… Wow, what can I possibly say about an event that featured more carnage and mayhem than just about any other event I’ve been involved in to date. And before we get into my match against Josh or anything else I feel as if I really must give credit where it is due, so congratulations to Bobby Peru who entered one of the most brutal and violent ladder matches I have ever seen in my life against the best stock of ECWF newcomers available and WON the match like the champion he is. He will now likely face me at World War Three for the ECWF World Championship, and it’s a challenge that I welcome as I’ve got nothing but respect and admiration for Mr. Peru

So Bobby, I look forward to meeting your challenge at the WW3 event… You and I will give these people the best World Title match to date as the most skilled technical wrestler ever faces off against the most resilient and entertaining man in the company.

Next up is my best mate Scott Sillinger… You and I have been almost inseparable since your arrival to the ECWF and as I’ve always said; you have stood by my side when everyone else had turned their backs on me. I couldn’t ask for a better friend or lover, so to see you cleanly defeat John Cena with a submission hold to become the new ECWF EUROPEAN Champion… Well it nearly brought me to tears; I am so very proud of your accomplishment and feel as if you will make a fine ECWF Champion as well as a lovely representative of Mother England

I’d also like to wish both Scotty and Bobby luck in their conquest to become the tag team champions on Monday night. You two will make the greatest tag team in recent memory and bring yet more gold to our little faction. So good luck luvs, go get some more gold

Next up is Josh Elliot… Look Josh, I know you and I will never be “ok” again, I wronged you so badly that you will likely feel rather jaded over it for a long time. But know this… What you did to me at Demolition has not been done to me since my early years in the EWA when I faced Grendel, you beat me so badly and pushed me into places that I didn’t even realize I could go. And even though it’s no consolation to the fact that I broke your heart and that you lost the match; but to have done what you did… To take the beating and batter me worse than anyone else as earned my respect..

I respect you as a superstar, and I respect you as a man… Perhaps we’ll meet again someday, but until then I’ll have the scars to remind me of our last meeting

And finally we get to current events… Monday Night Madness will mark what feels like the millionth time I’ve had to deal with John Cena, and this time will be no different from the last. You see John, nobody thinks you have what it takes to beat me with an injured arm; I am the Brett Hart of this generation after all and you know just as well as I do… That I’ll do everything I possibly can to assure that you’re arm is injured badly and your forced to sit on the disabled list.

So go ahead and do your bitching… Call me all the best names you can think of and post fake pictures of me on the forum after you and Trey are done wanking off to them. Please, enjoy all the festivities of being an ECWF superstar. Because once Madness is all done, you’ll be nothing but a common spectator nursing a surgically repaired elbow.

Oh and Trey… I got the restraining order processed, so expect a policeman to be at your locker room today to serve you the order of restraint and explain to you the parameters... And yes, if you violate the order, I’ll have you arrested

So Have a Nice Day :-)

Kiss-Kiss,
The ECWF WORLD Champion
The EWA Greater European Champion
The EWA BBC Champion
The GREATEST European in the ECWF
The GREATEST Superstar in the world,
Lacey Allen

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