World War Fallout

Are we at all surprised? I went into World War Three with a friendly crowd behind me for a change and did what I had to do in order to defeat John Cena and retain my ECWF World Championship. Sure the man did something that nobody else has been able to do all year by pinning me to get the first point of the contest, but I went on to bust his face up in the First Blood Contest as well as make him tap out twice on my way to a fine victory.

Now I’m not going to sit here and act like it wasn’t tough, or that I was easily able to put this guy away because this had to be my biggest challenge to date… So to John’s credit, he went out against a hostile crowd and showed a lot of heart; it’s just a shame that heart and courage alone can’t win you the Championship. And now he’ll fall all the way back to the bottom of the ladder where he’ll be forced to work his way back to the top for his next opportunity.

One that he doesn’t deserve to have for quite a while…

An opportunity that now belongs to Ada Curie, and despite the fact that she had the second to last entry into the match and she didn’t deserve to win the battle royal; I’ll gladly welcome her challenge for Heatwave. You see I actually respect Ada for all she’s done in the world of Football, but she’ll find that football and fighting are two very different sports… Stamina and killer instinct help greatly, but those long legs of yours are quite appealing for someone who could use them in a variety of holds. So Frankie, congratulations on your fluky win at World War Three… I’ll look forward to making an example of you at Heatwave and proving once and for all why I’m the greatest European in the history of the ECWF.

Also it’s note worthy to mention that my little sister Sophie Cohen (Allen) will be joining the ECWF roster on a developmental contract. That means she’ll make the base minimum salary and act as my student, I know that most of you blokes hate my guts. But it’s noted that she’s not the same person as I am, so if you have a problem with me… Deal with me, not her

And if ANY of you blokes mess with her… You’ll be the first to see what it feels like to have reconstructive knee surgery

Also three cheers go out to Scotty who eliminated SEVEN ECWF superstars from the battle royal; he wasn’t able to win the thing but proved in the process of the event why he’s “Mr. PPV” and what kind of force he can be in this glorious company.

That’s all for today… I know, you’re sad… But get over it

With Love,
The ECWF World Champion
The GREATEST European in the HISTORY of the ECWF
The ECWF ICON
Lacey Allen