Best of 2009

Much to cover I suppose, and despite the physical and emotional pain that has befallen me this week I am happy to announce my claim as both “Biggest Heel” and “Best Overall Superstar” of the 2009 ECWF/UWA season. It was a year that had brought me both trial and tribulation, I saw friendships grow and shatter; relationships flourish and then crumble beneath my feet. I also saw both success and destitution as I went the entire time in the ECWF representing some form of championship and getting defeated only twice in the span of a whole year…

Still the plight I’ve felt during the few short months in the UWA has made up for all of the glory I found in the ECWF. I watched my stable collapse, lost a friend, had a relationship collapse and now am forced to redeem myself if I wish to retake my rightful spot at the top of the mountain. I’ve let old habits dictate who I am and because of the greed of others; I now pay for such shortcomings…

Yes Scott… I know; you’re the gutted one, right?

More like a gutless wanker who cares for only himself… Foolish boy and your bloody pride, well luv you might be riding high right now. But rest assured, I will have my time in the sun and I will regain my championship. I only hope you’ve got the bollocks to beat that muppet Shay Matthews

Otherwise I’ll have to kick his arse to win MY title back… And trust me luv, that wouldn’t be nearly as fulfilling…

But on a more pressing matter… It seems I have won a shot at the UWA No Limits Championship; I know… Fancy that, right? The truth is that I haven’t been keen on Hardcore Matches since my time in the EWA a few years ago and were I’m confident that I could hold and defend such a championship. I feel as if it’s better on my sister’s shoulder right now; so I’ll wait to challenge for the belt. Perhaps later in the year when my life has settled down enough to where I can think straight again?

Oh and in case I forgot to mention it… Scott… Go Get Bent

Piss-Head

The Superstar of the Year
Lacey Allen Cohen