No Fear

Greetings Plebs,
So Mayhem was an interesting event, yea?... I mean I had that stupid bint Madsen Moore locked in the clutches of the blackout, I could feel her folding up beneath the force of my devastating finisher and just when she’d reached the breaking point… Who shows up to save the day?

Sarah Moss…

Now look, I never had a personal issue with Moss… In fact I never had anything but a positive relationship with the woman even before I started dating her beautiful daughter. But for some crazy reason she decided to sneak into the arena in Idaho and attack me like a coward, an attack I might add that allowed that festering whore Madsen to lock me in my own finisher afterward….

Yeah thanks, my back is still sore…

But I still can’t understand the reason why? I mean both Sarah and I are after the same goal, to save the UWA. She’s had her opportunity and now its Sillinger’s turn but just because he’s picked me to be the Chosen One she feels that she has to come out and direct her anger towards me… Well Sarah, since you are my beautiful girlfriend’s mother I’ll allow you to get away with said digressions

This time….

But if you ever put another hand on me when I’m doing my job… Than may the lord have mercy on you and that dodgy knee once I get a hold of you, and no luv that’s not a threat… It’s a warning… Never again will you lay a hand on me in aggression, honestly it was an ill-advised selfish move that only affects poor Katie. And anyone who makes my Katie cry… Instantly goes to the top of my hit list, so bare it in mind…

And don’t think I haven’t forgotten about this convenient booking at the pay per view where I’ll fight both Peru and Cena inside a cage to defend MY Universal Championship. Fancy little decision Clyde, and I just know you’ve booked this match with the simple notion that both members of this so called revolution will likely just pick me apart and then decide between themselves who the champion should be… Well I’m here to tell you that it’s an unlikely proposition

You see Peru just lost his belt to the biggest pile of slag in the administration… And Cena’s career has been on the fast track to “Has-been”… BOTH of these men will be looking to rebound and win the Universal title, and I know Bobby enough to understand that he makes no alliances in a match where opportunity to score gold is present… So go ahead and tip your hat, than look for a replacement referee… Because once Scott’s done with you

You’ll be on the way to the morgue….

The UWA Universal Champion
The CHOSEN ONE
2009 ECWF/UWA Superstar Of The Year
Lacey Allen Cohen

All the Plebs

Again The Administration wins with a stunning and dare I say… Unexpected addition of Hailey Faith to our ranks, and I have to admit. Her timing and plan was absolutely impeccable. She showed up with that chair just in time to send Bobby down on top of Baby Maker and then plowed Johnny Boy in the face with that weapon giving the Administration an easy victory over this pathetic Revolution.

So why did she do it? Well I’ll let her elaborate onto the details… But you must remember that she and I go way back, when she first arrived to the now defunct ECWF. It was I who brought her under my wing and trained her to be the calculating wrestling machine she is today. Together she and I shared uncanny success as we shot up the ranks of a federation that hated us with brooding jealousy.

Yes we had our fallout because of John Cena… Than she was injured and missed half a year, but now Hailey is back having realized the error of her ways and by my side… She, I and the Administration will apply the stranglehold upon the UWA and finally restate the glory lost to this federation

We are your path to righteousness… We are salvation

And on Monday night… The Administration will once again prove to the plebs here in the UWA that there is no “war” it’s more like us enforcing out wills upon a bunch of ignorant twats who refuse to lie down and die. Well lads, if you won’t take a bow by choice… Then we’ll have to force your hand on the matter

And it all starts on Mayhem when Hailey takes apart a man who helped force her and me apart… You see Johnny, she knows who you really are.. She knows that you’re not who you claim to be. There are no more illusions left and now it’s time to pay the price for your digressions. You’ll find out the hard way that Hailey Faith is back… All I can say is that you should expect a more focused and dangerous woman than you’ve ever seen before.

Of course than we have the Main Event… Our good mate Bobby Peru, who has opted to take the high road and stay united with the Revolution… You know Robert, I’m disappointed in you; I mean you could’ve been on top of the world luv… This was your opportunity to stand alongside the people you’ve considered your closest mates. Hell we could’ve reunited the Torrent Lineup just like the good old days and ran all over these plebs… But you wouldn’t have it, instead you allowed your greed to dictate over common sense and for that you’ll be forced to pay the price as our slagging “first lady” takes a shot at you on Mayhem…

And speaking of Slags… I get a match against an old “friend” of mine… Madsen, the more I beat you down the more you keep coming back. Part of me admires that about you; of course the other part can’t believe just how stupid you are for it. Either way you and I are slated for a nice little match on Mayhem and for the first time in what seems like forever..

It’ll be a one on one…

But you know I was thinking just recently that since I’m the UWA Universal Champion… Since I’m the Chosen One…. I might be extra gracious and give you a shot at the championship on Mayhem. Call it a good will gesture for the little “misunderstanding” we had at Unfinished Business… But I am, and always have been a defending Champion so I suppose that means it’s your lucky day…

Oh and Ms. Moore… I do suggest that you update your insurance policy

The UWA Universal Champion
The CHOSEN ONE
2009 ECWF/UWA Superstar Of The Year
Lacey Allen Cohen