A Serious Memo

I’d like to start my column in regards to comments made by Dozer on ECWF.com, as many of you already know his racist remarks were aimed not just at me but at a whole group of people who have endured perhaps the worst hardships in the history of mankind. His remarks were not only hurtful, but also very ignorant and filled with hate, clearly he’s a man who has very little intellect or integrity so I’ll try and put this as bluntly as I possibly can…

If you have a problem with ME than you can feel free to say whatever you damn well please about ME because I’ve been called just about everything in the book. But the moment you cross that line and start discriminating against an entire group of people because you want to arse me, is the moment it becomes unacceptable. There are children all over the world that watch the ECWF and that see ECWF.com, these children look up to us athletes and often try to emulate us… And there is no place in society for people who are a bad influence in this manor, so in the big picture of things you Dozer have become the biggest worm in the company.

Now I’m not going to sit here and rifle back against you because that’s what you want me to do, yes I was offended by what you said so congrats on that. But you’re obviously too ignorant to be reasoned with so for me to break off a long rant would be a giant waste of my time.

And we all know that to be true.

Onto business than… And on Monday night madness all of my fans and critics alike were screwed out of seeing a classic match between the ECWF’s hero and its anti-hero. A battle that would determine who was the greater champion and who really was the best in the company. But despite the fact that I won on a bullshit DQ call, I feel as if I’ve accomplished nothing by this outcome; sure my streak continues at seven and zero but I would’ve rather lost a clean and well fought battle than to have had my name tarnished with an unrepeatable win such as this.

So, to all the fans of the ECWF… I apologize for the interruption of madness

As far as Jason goes, yeah I still don’t like you anymore than you like me… And I tried to step in and help you fend those blokes off, but I was ambushed and knocked silly before I could get there. And I’m just as arsed as the next person over the way things turned out, now I’ve got this big win over you and I can’t even brag because it’s an empty accomplishment.

Oh well…

Next week brings me Randy Orton, a back-peddling little goober who has all the slither of a snake. He spent the first part of the week practically begging me to join Torrent and when I told him that he’d have to wait for me to consult the others about a decision; he goes behind my back and sucks some cock to get a shot at my title. Well Randy, I hope you’re proud of yourself because now instead of a possible alignment with the most influential person in the ECWF… You’ve made an enemy of her, and anyone who is my enemy is Torrent’s enemy. Sure we’ve got bigger fish to fry and jollier giants to cut down

But rest assured, if you run your mouth after I kick your arse on Madness… We’ll make it so you have to eat all your food from a straw.

As far as this “Black Mass Society” is concerned, you’ve already crossed the line when you abducted Glycerine and then got the jump on John and Jillian. Those people are a family to the rest of us in Torrent, and no matter how big and bad you think you area; you can still feel pain

Bare that in mind… You mess with our family, we mess with your welfare. This isn’t over

Not by a long shot…

Your East Coast & European Champion,
Lacey Allen