Jealousy?

Ah yes... A new update from the original trend setting ECWF blogger and today I have many things to cover; so let’s first get started by the return of my former student. A woman who at one time was considered to be like a sister to me… Hailey Faith’s return was both anticipated and exciting, many around the industry were happy to see her back ::including me:: that was until she dropped this bullshit promo and ran her hypocritical mouth like she was somehow more important than the rest of us… So without further adieu, here are the transcripts from that live promotional spot

[1]“Lacey, your nothing more than a self absorbed egoistic bitch. How could you inform my fans and the rest of the ECWF, that I was in on the master plan? Which you knew I wasn’t. you just made it out to seem that way. Because you didn’t want to look bad in front of Josh, who you threw down a flight of stairs anyhow. “

[2]“Lacey you left me with absolutely nothing, you went around claiming to be my best friend. But the truth of the matter is, you weren’t my friend.. You just used me to get what you wanted. And when Sillinger showed his ugly mug to the ECWF. You turned your back on me before I could snap my fingers. When Scott joined up with ‘us” you soon made it all about him and yourself. You pushed me away like a bad habit, which is fine and dandy because you know what. I don’t need you! I have everything I need…. The day you left me with only my friendship, my relationship, and my championship. Was the day you came to realize that you fucked up!”

[3]”Somehow you have managed to turn the ECWF into the Lacey Allen show. Well I am back and better than ever. And I stand here today to let you know that, I’m one pissed off bitch and there is nothing you or anyone can do about it. Good day to you whore.”

Part 1 - Let me first start out by responding to the top part where Hailey claims she wasn’t in on the plan that sent Josh Elliot spiraling down a flight of stairs and ended with me beating the bloke in a fantastic match at demolition. So where my blog post from June 24th may have implied that you were on the inner circle of the scheme, I’m not ashamed to say that you’ve misunderstood the statement… I simply implied that you helped to kick off the master plan with your big mouth and because of your contributions; we were able to pull this thing off with the drama and guile of a day time soap

Part 2 – This was my most favorite part of your babbling ignorance because it proves the point that you’re nothing more than an ignorant hypocrite. You say that it was me who pushed you away when Scott came around? Well it’s funny that you forget how your relationship with the ECWF president ::which started well before mine with Scott:: had consumed so much of your time and your attention that you didn’t seem to have time for our friendship anymore. Of course it bothered me that you’d still say how close we were and how much you loved me like a friend… Yet the only two people you had time for was John Cena and Gabriel Draven? It’s just funny; and just like you to be so bloody arrogant that you’d try and blame this on me when you had already pushed me away before Scott even showed up. So just wipe the crocodile tears away and stop playing the victim here, the reason we’re not mates anymore is because you found new friends and pushed the ones that mattered away. I loved you like a sister, I would’ve fought the world for you Hailey… But you apparently are too fucking stubborn to understand that, aren’t you?

Part 3 – This is where we go from ignorance to pure humor… You say that I’ve turned the ECWF into “The Lacey Allen Show”? Well luv… I hate to break the news to you, but that’s the whole idea when you’re a successful part of the industry. I’m the ECWF World Champion, the face of this proud company; it’s my job to represent the East Coast Wrestling Federation in the eyes of the media by drawing attention to both myself and the product. What I am is a marketing mastermind who fills seats, sells merchandise, and gets people like you to over achieve in their quest to beat me. Don’t hate me because I actually grasp the idea of the business and have been successful in my ventures…

Lastly… I certainly have no reason to “hate you” because unlike you I haven’t manufactured lies to validate my frustrations. I understand that you might be a bit jealous because I’ve done nothing but go to the top as you’ve flirted with mediocrity. And if you’re really that sore over all this rubbish that people like John Cena and Gabriel Draven have put into your head… Then I’ll gladly meet you in the ring after the PPV to show you once again why I’m the best at what I do, hell I’ll even throw in a shot at my title despite the fact that you clearly don’t deserve it… I mean with contenders like Bobby Peru floating around you should be ashamed to even accept a shot at the belt… But I’ll put it on the line if you so wish, just to show you what it’s like to be on the big stage with all the grownups …

Now that we have that part out of the way… Onto John Cena…

One could almost admire your ability to be a natural competitor, I heard that it was only a short time after my press conference that you were asking to sign a contract that would place our match at World War Three in London England as a part of a EWF reunion pay per view. And not many would have the bollocks to agree to such an event. I mean you’re walking into hostile territory in a federation filled with blokes I know dearly; to fight me for the ECWF World Title in the heart of my hometown… For that I give you kudos, you and I have put on several amazing matches and now that we’ll have a safe match… You and I will once again give the fans of the United States and the fans of the United Kingdom something to cheer about…

Oh and how could I forget to mention the ill-willed “Bastards”? Here are two blokes who have come out of nowhere and interfered in my last two matches. Men that will now be forced to fight with their backs against the wall against superior superstars… Of course Darkside is first as he will walk into a handicap match against Nevada’s Finest, I mean I almost feel badly for this poor bloke because it’s no secret that Bobby and Scotty are out for blood… But I don’t feel half as bad for Darkside as I do for Andy who will face off against both myself and John Cena

Now there’s been speculation that John and I will implode and allow Andy to best us… But that’s just not true, sure we may not see eye to eye. But Both John and I are professionals and very disciplined competitors; so I assure you that we will put the egos aside long enough to put a dent in Maccavelli’s skull… This bloke has wronged the BOTH of us and neither John nor I will be happy till he’s on a gurney.

So that’s the end of it luvs… I hope you enjoyed, or not… Honestly I couldn’t care less

The ECWF WORLD Champion
The GREATEST European in the HISTORY of the ECWF
The GREATEST current superstar on the ECWF Roster
The ECWF ICON,
Lacey Allen