Patsy

How Charming… Our beloved “Hero” Our untouchable “Icon” Jason Spirit has decided that he would much rather lounge about and have a pint of ale as opposed to doing his job. So instead he forces me to do all the work defeating basically every last member of the Black Mass Society all by myself… Very Funny Jason, and you know for a moment I actually thought that you had a shred of dignity in your old bones but now I realize that you were only hoping that I’d ware down or get injured before our big match…

And speaking of which, how does that stupid little scrubber Alecia Moore weasel her way into this match!? I mean not only that but Yuri goes and certifies this as a “Shotgun Championship Match” I don’t even fully understand what that means. I guess I could pin Alecia and walk away with nothing, but if she or Jason pins me than one of them win’s by bloody title. What kind of backwater rubbish is that!?

Unfortunately I’m unbooked this week, but on the upside it’ll give me extra time to work out and train for this awful match coming up at King of the Ring. It’ll also give me adequate time to watch John Cena try and fail in his attempt to actually be clever… It’s a shame he’s such a bloody meathead, but not at all surprising. I guess that’s what happens when you push needles into your arse, eat nails and wash them down with testosterone pills

Cheers for being a wally!

Anyway, enough about John Cena… I’d like to wish my best friend Hailey all the luck against that new girl as she defends the ECWF Prime Time Championship. Sure she was robbed out of her KOTR match by a dodgy Bobby Peru, but now she’ll be taking out her anger on that Sidney kid.

And Josh Elliot as well, luv I don’t need to wish you luck against Aidan… So I’ll wish you good health, don’t sprain your ankle or get a hangnail while kicking the shit out of this naff. He’s just not worth using an ice bag over

Three Cheers for being the best…

ECWF East Coast Champion
EWA Greater European Champion,
Lacey Allen