GOAT

G.O.A.T

Greatness isn’t granted with some fun little self-titled acronym. It’s earned through blood, sweat, and tears… It’s gained through years of swimming against the flow. Overcoming the critics, distancing the ‘haters’ and proving your words are more than just words. Grandeur is often aspired to by many superstars and legends alike… But nobody has the ability, the drive, or the intensity that I have

Nobody sacrifices as much, or works as hard as The Puma…
Not even our new pet GOAT

You see Josh, you are “The Greatest of All Time” when it comes to cowardly blindside attacks… You’re the best at the ambush, and always seem much tougher then you actually are when you’re able to get the jump on somebody before they realise that you’re even there. And as where I understand that it’s the “era” you come from… I can firmly assert the fact that it is not the Era we currently reside in… You see, what passed as “law” ten years ago is nothing short of cowardice now… Perhaps that’s the answer then? The reason you “old guard” superstars can’t measure up against the new generation? Back then you got your job done with a dagger in the back as opposed to having the bollocks to stand face to face with your challengers up front

You’re all bloody cowards…

And like a coward, you’ll soon be backed into the corner with nowhere else to run… And nobody else to hide behind

Then what? What will come of your lauded reign as Universal Champion?... Will you actually stand up for once in your life and prove yourself valiant in the face of a challenge, or will you once again (as usual) shrivel up and revert back into the excuse-filled bitch who hides behind Ashe every time things get rough?

I now see through your little “I support Lacey” ploy… It was your way of getting me to lower my guard. And to your credit… It worked… But this time the hunted will become the hunter… And last I checked
Goats are Prey Animals… Not Predators…

So get yourself sorted out, have your nails done… spend the extra coin
Even buy a new suit…

Because that BIG challenge is on its way…
The REAL Universal Champion will be back in no time… Looking to take her championship off your pathetic arse and restore the lustre it so rightfully deserves.

And when it happens… You’re a dead man…

2009, 2010 & 2011 ECWF/UWA Superstar of the Year
UWA Legend
THE PUMA
Lacey Allen Cohen