ECWF vs UWA

Exhausting, that’s the only word that I can come up with to describe the outcome of Monday Night Mayhem… Three Stages of Hell turned out to be exactly that

Hell…

Scott and I battled it out, tooth and nail trying to quite literally kill one another. And when the smoke finally cleared… Both of us nearly accomplished just that. Yes, I hate that seedy bastard as much as the next person. He’s a racist, sexist, chauvinistic piece of rubbish who feels as if everyone owes him a massive debt… But he did prove one thing on Monday night, and that is the fact that he can still take a beating and keep fighting

That’s all the credit I’ll give the prick… And as we move forward into the next Mayhem I’ll be ready to finish the job I started on him in the Cell. And I’ll have the opportunity to plant my foot in Madsen’s arse as well…. Yeah, our new Universal Champion had a quality match and a winning outcome against the upstart Candice Cisco but now she has to deal with the prospect of Scott and me as contenders to her title… And if anyone knows Scott Sillinger, than they can expect that he’ll do something to screw Madsie over on Mayhem.

So Champ… I hope you get your rest, hone those reflexes and prepare for the knife in the spine… Because there’s a very real chance of you being in a handicap match on Monday Night, in fact plan on a massive screw job… Because It’d be very “Un-Sillinger-Like” to honour the guidelines of this match…

And since that’s behind us…

I’d like to take just a moment to comment on the ECWF’s return to the wrestling industry… As everyone well knows I’m a firm supporter of the UWA and I will stand behind the banner of this federation no matter what we’re up against. Sure, I respect the ECWF and its traditions and I’m grateful to the Draven’s for the opportunities they gave to me. But there will be no wavering on my behalf… I am a UWA Legend, the face of this federation and as its Icon I plan on leading this battle against the East Coast Wrestling Federation and its contingency

There are also rumours about regarding the contract situation with my lovely girlfriend Katherine Keller… I implore you to pay no attention to them; yes she’s the current ECWF champion. However it would make no sense to see her sign on with the ECWF and work against both myself and her mother. She’d be better suited in the UWA where she can challenge for the real prize in the industry

The Universal Title

So expect to see Katie Keller standing behind the UWA cause as soon as she’s ready to return to the ring… I just hope the ECWF knows exactly what it’s up against in this coming war.

Oh… The Latest news from Bobby Peru is that he’s climbing Mount Everest so he can personally challenge God to an arm wrestling match… Apparently he feels that God lives up there? Part of me feels like he’s confusing Mount Everest for Mount Olympus… And God for Zeus… But, I have no way of contacting the lad and telling him otherwise… So Good luck to Bobby Peru, let’s hope he can beat God in that arm wrestling contest

Three Cheers,
2009 & 2010 UWA Superstar of the Year
UWA Legend
Lacey Allen Cohen