Lucky?

Lucky?

I’d say so… Candice Cisco advances in what can only be defined as a massive upset in the UWA by defeating (and I use the term loosely) both Krishna and I on Mayhem this week. Of course she’s from a rich traditional wrestling family who has a lot to be proud of, however even the biggest fool can see that my loss wasn’t because I was outsmarted or outplayed by a rookie on the rise.

No, my demise came by the hand of Scott Sillinger who saw it fit to see me out of contention for my championship… Well bravo Scotty, you’ve helped a youngster land a massive upset. Shame you won’t get an opportunity to try for my belt either though…

I personally saw to that… And now as we ready ourselves to head into the UWA’s second show, you and I suddenly find ourselves in a three stages of hell match. Shame I don’t believe in hell… huh?

But, just because I don’t believe in such fairytales doesn’t mean that I’m not capable of showing you the true definition of such a place… Pain, punishment, and torture beyond anything imaginable is exactly what awaits you when we step into the ring. I’ll be thinking… No; seething over the fact that I’m wasting my time on some fucking has been like you while people like Candice, Graves, and that cunt Madsen fight for a title that belongs around MY waist. I hold you personally responsible and on Monday Night Mayhem

I’ll take all my motherfucking frustrations out on you and finally end your faltering career once and for all…

But enough about you… Candice, congratulations on your win: I don’t mean to sound so disrespectable when I say that it should be me, but surely you know in your heart that I was robbed out of my opportunity. I’m not demanding a shot at any belts or even suggesting that you shouldn’t enjoy the moment in the sun. In fact you should cherish it… Bask in its warmth, and please… Beat that slapper Madsen and Nancy Graves. Just be warned luvie… That sooner or later (probably sooner) I’ll be back in the front of the line looking for my title.

Good Luck on Mayhem... And remember, go for Madsen’s legs… Her bones are made of glass.

On a brighter note, I’ve begun work on my website… I’ve got my bio up as well as a little insight on my siblings (myself included) in order of oldest to youngest. Over the coming weeks I’ll be updating and adding more to it… So check back for updates and additions

Cheers,
2009 & 2010 UWA Superstar of the Year
UWA Legend
Lacey Allen Cohen