Rumours Abound

Another week brings nothing but questions for the UWA and all of its superstars, why was Ashe Draven in attendance at Devil’s Night and who was this Jack Glory Bloke who was trailing him all about? Of course we’ve all heard the internet rumours… That Clyde and Summer are selling their shares in an effort to get out of the business, but neither will publicly comment on the topic. So is Ashe getting back into the fold? And if so will we be seeing a resurgence of the old ways? Will the UWA cease to exist and go back to the ECWF?

I shall hope not, the UWA machine has been good to me and though I’ve put in my share of work it’s given back just as much as I’ve put in. I’ve come to be the face of this federation and no matter if you love me or you hate me. That fact cannot be disputed. Yes there are plenty others who are largely associated with this federation as well and I could only assume that they feel the same as I do concerning this possibility.

But let’s not dwell then?... Instead I want to officially start this blog post with well-wishes to my beautiful girlfriend who has been sidelined with what the doctors are calling a zinger. She’s sprained her neck pretty good and because there’s too much swelling to really tell if she can return without the risk of serious injury. She’s been asked to sit out seven weeks before going for a reevaluation. I personally feel as if a part of me is missing when she’s not trotting the arena with me or going out on the town by my side. But she has my full support in her recovery and I will stand steadfastly by her side for the whole process. When she’s able to return you all will see a focused and hungry Katie Keller back to reclaim what belongs to her

Not to mention a spot of revenge as well.

Revenge seems to be the common theme around the federation lately with this little soap opera going about the backstage area between Madsen, Bradley, Ava, Nate & Trey… Of course others like Josh, John, and even Bobby Peru have been absorbed into the whole odd situation. Yes I know we’re all adults here but it’s only a matter of time before this thing blows up in somebody’s face and turns ugly… Especially with the volatile personalities involved in the mix, part of me hopes that Moore and Austin go down with the ship on this one… But to be honest I’m just staying far out of this… Last thing I want right now is lady troubles

Sadly I have enough of those all ready with Kaley Blake who has yet to pull away the stipulation of our match… Yes I plan on winning, as I always do but as I stated earlier in this week. She’s only guilty of being fooled by Sillinger into thinking there was some seedy relationship when in fact he was only looking for another way to assure victory. Sadly he never anticipated my plot and thusly was run out of town… Kaley, luv. You have one week, so please reconsider… Otherwise you’ll be just as retired as the aforementioned Prez.

It’s safe to note that Lydia is still doing well as she draws ever closer to her due date… I wanted to give her a shout and tell her that if she needs anything that I’m only a phone call away. She has my didgets and I’d be glad to help out with anything that she might think inappropriate to ask the married father of her child… Or any of the other boys around here.

So let’s not put it off any longer then? Here’s this week’s Superstar Ratings



Explanations:
#1 Trey Adams returns strong after missing a long stretch of time and proved to the world that he still has that fire and passion needed to climb the ranks here in the UWA. He quickly outted ECWF Legend Samantha Curie from the UC-One Tournament and looks to be in the form he was in one year ago. If he can keep his mind focused on the challenge ahead he could be a very large challenge for all of us in the tourney.

#2 Bobby Peru showed up and performed only as Bobby Peru can… He always finds away to win and is never out of any match, he proved as much by winning the tag team turmoil match at Devils night therefore he climbs up to take the second spot in the power ratings

#3 Bradley had yet another strong showing at Devil’s Night despite going the whole match without a tag partner, but in the end she couldn’t get the job done. Yes many would argue that she was never given a chance but the great ones always find a way to pull those matches out. She drops two spots but still remains high on the list for her efforts

#4 Ava Austin retains the fourth spot on the rankings for the second straight week proving her uncanny ability to be at the right place in the right time. Yes she might be quite plastered, but don’t overlook her because she’ll gladly pull one over on you

#5 Genocide also made his return after a long layoff and decimated his opponent backstage… He might’ve been higher on the rankings had he actually pinned Christian, but the lad gets the nod on the account of him moving into the next round of the UC-One where he will most likely get to face me

That’s all for now luvs, good luck to all for this week’s show
The 2010 UWA Superstar of the Year
Lacey Allen Cohen