The Chosen One

All Hail… The Queen has arrived.

That’s right plebs, once again Lacey Allen Cohen stands alone atop the pinnacle as the greatest UWA Universal Champion of all time! And not just any champion, but the Administration champion. I am the CHOSEN ONE and together with the help of Scott Sillinger and Summer Johnston we will help restore the greatly diminished luster of this once proud federation. It’s about bloody time somebody steps up and takes the initiative, and before you all start bitching and moaning I should remind everyone that I’ve done this for you…

That’s right, I put my differences with the aforementioned Scott Sillinger aside so I could represent this company and help pull it from the cesspool to which it has fallen. It wasn’t an easy thing to do, but my heart felt it was necessary to save each and every one of you as well as all of our fans from the faltering product we produce each week.

And it was my unselfish act that will start the beginning of our new era of prosperity… With your new champion in place, the Administration can start to focus on the federation as a whole as opposed to defense of its greatest resource. And alongside the CHOSEN ONE, Scott Sillinger and Summer Johnston cam now begin to pick up the pieces and rebuild this federation from the ground up..

So now UWA, I tell you all… Either stand behind your messiah and follow me to the Promised Land, or fall in this futile little attempt to rise up against. We’re not the evil that has diminished the luster of your UWA… Its people like John Cena who goes locker to locker getting anyone he talks to pregnant, people like Bobby Peru who bring feral animals into our hallways to attack out beloved staff… And people like Ayumi who preach as if they’ve actually accomplished something here.

The Administration stands for everything that is good and virtuous… We will lead the way into the next generation and by joining our cause you will help make this federation a better place for future superstars..

Renounce your veiled beliefs in this failed system and pledge allegiance to the Administration… Together we can make the world a better place.

THE CHOSEN ONE
2009 ECWF/UWA Superstar Of The Year
UWA Universal Champion
Lacey Allen Cohen