London's Calling

One more week until I step into my Iron Man Match against John Cena all the way home in London England, and I must confess… I’m a little nervous about this, not because I’m worried that John Cena will defeat me in my own type of match; or that I’m concerned about the condition of my bruised ribs (there fine mind you)… I just hate to fly overseas, there’s something about sitting in a cramped up plane for fifteen hours that screams for a way out… But I have to keep my head up as I’ll be going back home to the familiar sights and sounds of London England, the place where I’m considered a legend and actually embraced by the people as opposed to ridiculed and offended.

Not only will I be going back home to my country, but I’ll be working for my old promotion ::the EWA:: as a few of the more ambitious people from the front office have purchased the dead company’s rights from its former owner. This is a prospect that I’ve been both excited and not so thrilled to hear about simply because it feels like I’ve got more enemies than friends working for the EWA; especially now that there’s the jealousy of my success in the United States. It seems like I’ll still be looking over my shoulder as I face a man hell bent on trying to wear me out in the hour long marathon match we're about to enter.

Still I can’t become too wrapped up in those unfounded concerns, my top priority is the man who had the audacity to drop me to the floor with an F-U after I out witted Andy Maccavelli in the Main Event last week, sure one could say it was a shady way to win; but I didn’t hear any of the fans booing after I knocked that knuckleheaded wanker out… John, you may have gotten the pin but there’s no denying that I was the one who knocked that arsehole out. And don’t throw the honor card at me because after I knocked him out you still made the pin, you knew that it had to be ended before he got up even more blind with rage.

But enough about Cena, I’ll see him at WW3 in London England… I’d like to shift attention toward my wonderful boyfriend Scott Sillinger; you see there was a recent discussion on ECWF.com about his legitimacy as an ECWF superstar. And before this fire get’s out of control, I’d like to enlighten all of you ignorant blokes to the fact that Scott is in no way controlled by me. I’ve never trained him; I’ve never once told him what to do or how to act… He’s an independent man who happens to have my support. Let’s face facts, he’s the one who beat Ashe Draven clean, and the one who schooled John Cena so bad that the ECWF had to call off the match in fear that he’d be injured, I had NOTHING to do with either outcome. He’s also a top champion and will gladly defend against any one of you blokes in any type of match because he’s good enough to beat any of us.

So as much as you muppets might hate Scott, he’s still the European Champion and until one of you blokes can muster up the bollocks to beat him for it; he’ll remain as such… Independent of my “control”

Oh and Scott… Good luck in the WW3 battle royal luv, I’ll be rooting for you

Now I’ve already made this point on ECWF.com but I’d like to field it once again; today the ECWF Legend and former World Champion Bolt went out of his way to congratulate me on my accomplishments as champion. He didn’t have to speak up and post his opinions, but he did because he’s a gracious man who isn’t a part of the “click” of John Cena followers who hate me only because John does…. He sees the world the way it is meant to be seen and knows that I’m the person you all hate in part because I’m so competitive but also because he knows what it takes to be a really good champion.

Unlike people like John Cena or Hailey Faith who see me as a snooty bitch just because they can’t beat me for this belt... Bolt see’s a fine champion who would do anything to add prestige to the World Championship, and it’s because of this knowledge that both he and I have so much admiration for each other.

I stand by everything I’ve stated on ECWF.com… And if he came back tomorrow asking for a world title match; I’d request that he get added to the Iron Man at World War Three.

Oh and one more thing, Ben and Lydia… Interesting little pairing you two are… I thought you hated each other? Oh well, I know that Lydia hates me because she’s in John’s click; but I’ll wish you two the best of luck anyway. The ECWF has a way of making people forget who they are and I hope that it doesn’t happen to you guys as you go forward with your wonderful new venture.

Oh and I heard you dropped Frankie like a bad habit?… Very nice, it should certainly gain you a little love from the boss though

Bye for now
The ECWF WORLD Champion
The GREATEST European in the ECWF
The ECWF ICON
Lacey Allen

Jealousy?

Ah yes... A new update from the original trend setting ECWF blogger and today I have many things to cover; so let’s first get started by the return of my former student. A woman who at one time was considered to be like a sister to me… Hailey Faith’s return was both anticipated and exciting, many around the industry were happy to see her back ::including me:: that was until she dropped this bullshit promo and ran her hypocritical mouth like she was somehow more important than the rest of us… So without further adieu, here are the transcripts from that live promotional spot

[1]“Lacey, your nothing more than a self absorbed egoistic bitch. How could you inform my fans and the rest of the ECWF, that I was in on the master plan? Which you knew I wasn’t. you just made it out to seem that way. Because you didn’t want to look bad in front of Josh, who you threw down a flight of stairs anyhow. “

[2]“Lacey you left me with absolutely nothing, you went around claiming to be my best friend. But the truth of the matter is, you weren’t my friend.. You just used me to get what you wanted. And when Sillinger showed his ugly mug to the ECWF. You turned your back on me before I could snap my fingers. When Scott joined up with ‘us” you soon made it all about him and yourself. You pushed me away like a bad habit, which is fine and dandy because you know what. I don’t need you! I have everything I need…. The day you left me with only my friendship, my relationship, and my championship. Was the day you came to realize that you fucked up!”

[3]”Somehow you have managed to turn the ECWF into the Lacey Allen show. Well I am back and better than ever. And I stand here today to let you know that, I’m one pissed off bitch and there is nothing you or anyone can do about it. Good day to you whore.”

Part 1 - Let me first start out by responding to the top part where Hailey claims she wasn’t in on the plan that sent Josh Elliot spiraling down a flight of stairs and ended with me beating the bloke in a fantastic match at demolition. So where my blog post from June 24th may have implied that you were on the inner circle of the scheme, I’m not ashamed to say that you’ve misunderstood the statement… I simply implied that you helped to kick off the master plan with your big mouth and because of your contributions; we were able to pull this thing off with the drama and guile of a day time soap

Part 2 – This was my most favorite part of your babbling ignorance because it proves the point that you’re nothing more than an ignorant hypocrite. You say that it was me who pushed you away when Scott came around? Well it’s funny that you forget how your relationship with the ECWF president ::which started well before mine with Scott:: had consumed so much of your time and your attention that you didn’t seem to have time for our friendship anymore. Of course it bothered me that you’d still say how close we were and how much you loved me like a friend… Yet the only two people you had time for was John Cena and Gabriel Draven? It’s just funny; and just like you to be so bloody arrogant that you’d try and blame this on me when you had already pushed me away before Scott even showed up. So just wipe the crocodile tears away and stop playing the victim here, the reason we’re not mates anymore is because you found new friends and pushed the ones that mattered away. I loved you like a sister, I would’ve fought the world for you Hailey… But you apparently are too fucking stubborn to understand that, aren’t you?

Part 3 – This is where we go from ignorance to pure humor… You say that I’ve turned the ECWF into “The Lacey Allen Show”? Well luv… I hate to break the news to you, but that’s the whole idea when you’re a successful part of the industry. I’m the ECWF World Champion, the face of this proud company; it’s my job to represent the East Coast Wrestling Federation in the eyes of the media by drawing attention to both myself and the product. What I am is a marketing mastermind who fills seats, sells merchandise, and gets people like you to over achieve in their quest to beat me. Don’t hate me because I actually grasp the idea of the business and have been successful in my ventures…

Lastly… I certainly have no reason to “hate you” because unlike you I haven’t manufactured lies to validate my frustrations. I understand that you might be a bit jealous because I’ve done nothing but go to the top as you’ve flirted with mediocrity. And if you’re really that sore over all this rubbish that people like John Cena and Gabriel Draven have put into your head… Then I’ll gladly meet you in the ring after the PPV to show you once again why I’m the best at what I do, hell I’ll even throw in a shot at my title despite the fact that you clearly don’t deserve it… I mean with contenders like Bobby Peru floating around you should be ashamed to even accept a shot at the belt… But I’ll put it on the line if you so wish, just to show you what it’s like to be on the big stage with all the grownups …

Now that we have that part out of the way… Onto John Cena…

One could almost admire your ability to be a natural competitor, I heard that it was only a short time after my press conference that you were asking to sign a contract that would place our match at World War Three in London England as a part of a EWF reunion pay per view. And not many would have the bollocks to agree to such an event. I mean you’re walking into hostile territory in a federation filled with blokes I know dearly; to fight me for the ECWF World Title in the heart of my hometown… For that I give you kudos, you and I have put on several amazing matches and now that we’ll have a safe match… You and I will once again give the fans of the United States and the fans of the United Kingdom something to cheer about…

Oh and how could I forget to mention the ill-willed “Bastards”? Here are two blokes who have come out of nowhere and interfered in my last two matches. Men that will now be forced to fight with their backs against the wall against superior superstars… Of course Darkside is first as he will walk into a handicap match against Nevada’s Finest, I mean I almost feel badly for this poor bloke because it’s no secret that Bobby and Scotty are out for blood… But I don’t feel half as bad for Darkside as I do for Andy who will face off against both myself and John Cena

Now there’s been speculation that John and I will implode and allow Andy to best us… But that’s just not true, sure we may not see eye to eye. But Both John and I are professionals and very disciplined competitors; so I assure you that we will put the egos aside long enough to put a dent in Maccavelli’s skull… This bloke has wronged the BOTH of us and neither John nor I will be happy till he’s on a gurney.

So that’s the end of it luvs… I hope you enjoyed, or not… Honestly I couldn’t care less

The ECWF WORLD Champion
The GREATEST European in the HISTORY of the ECWF
The GREATEST current superstar on the ECWF Roster
The ECWF ICON,
Lacey Allen

A New Era - A New Power

Demolition… Wow, what can I possibly say about an event that featured more carnage and mayhem than just about any other event I’ve been involved in to date. And before we get into my match against Josh or anything else I feel as if I really must give credit where it is due, so congratulations to Bobby Peru who entered one of the most brutal and violent ladder matches I have ever seen in my life against the best stock of ECWF newcomers available and WON the match like the champion he is. He will now likely face me at World War Three for the ECWF World Championship, and it’s a challenge that I welcome as I’ve got nothing but respect and admiration for Mr. Peru

So Bobby, I look forward to meeting your challenge at the WW3 event… You and I will give these people the best World Title match to date as the most skilled technical wrestler ever faces off against the most resilient and entertaining man in the company.

Next up is my best mate Scott Sillinger… You and I have been almost inseparable since your arrival to the ECWF and as I’ve always said; you have stood by my side when everyone else had turned their backs on me. I couldn’t ask for a better friend or lover, so to see you cleanly defeat John Cena with a submission hold to become the new ECWF EUROPEAN Champion… Well it nearly brought me to tears; I am so very proud of your accomplishment and feel as if you will make a fine ECWF Champion as well as a lovely representative of Mother England

I’d also like to wish both Scotty and Bobby luck in their conquest to become the tag team champions on Monday night. You two will make the greatest tag team in recent memory and bring yet more gold to our little faction. So good luck luvs, go get some more gold

Next up is Josh Elliot… Look Josh, I know you and I will never be “ok” again, I wronged you so badly that you will likely feel rather jaded over it for a long time. But know this… What you did to me at Demolition has not been done to me since my early years in the EWA when I faced Grendel, you beat me so badly and pushed me into places that I didn’t even realize I could go. And even though it’s no consolation to the fact that I broke your heart and that you lost the match; but to have done what you did… To take the beating and batter me worse than anyone else as earned my respect..

I respect you as a superstar, and I respect you as a man… Perhaps we’ll meet again someday, but until then I’ll have the scars to remind me of our last meeting

And finally we get to current events… Monday Night Madness will mark what feels like the millionth time I’ve had to deal with John Cena, and this time will be no different from the last. You see John, nobody thinks you have what it takes to beat me with an injured arm; I am the Brett Hart of this generation after all and you know just as well as I do… That I’ll do everything I possibly can to assure that you’re arm is injured badly and your forced to sit on the disabled list.

So go ahead and do your bitching… Call me all the best names you can think of and post fake pictures of me on the forum after you and Trey are done wanking off to them. Please, enjoy all the festivities of being an ECWF superstar. Because once Madness is all done, you’ll be nothing but a common spectator nursing a surgically repaired elbow.

Oh and Trey… I got the restraining order processed, so expect a policeman to be at your locker room today to serve you the order of restraint and explain to you the parameters... And yes, if you violate the order, I’ll have you arrested

So Have a Nice Day :-)

Kiss-Kiss,
The ECWF WORLD Champion
The EWA Greater European Champion
The EWA BBC Champion
The GREATEST European in the ECWF
The GREATEST Superstar in the world,
Lacey Allen