No Fear

Greetings Plebs,
So Mayhem was an interesting event, yea?... I mean I had that stupid bint Madsen Moore locked in the clutches of the blackout, I could feel her folding up beneath the force of my devastating finisher and just when she’d reached the breaking point… Who shows up to save the day?

Sarah Moss…

Now look, I never had a personal issue with Moss… In fact I never had anything but a positive relationship with the woman even before I started dating her beautiful daughter. But for some crazy reason she decided to sneak into the arena in Idaho and attack me like a coward, an attack I might add that allowed that festering whore Madsen to lock me in my own finisher afterward….

Yeah thanks, my back is still sore…

But I still can’t understand the reason why? I mean both Sarah and I are after the same goal, to save the UWA. She’s had her opportunity and now its Sillinger’s turn but just because he’s picked me to be the Chosen One she feels that she has to come out and direct her anger towards me… Well Sarah, since you are my beautiful girlfriend’s mother I’ll allow you to get away with said digressions

This time….

But if you ever put another hand on me when I’m doing my job… Than may the lord have mercy on you and that dodgy knee once I get a hold of you, and no luv that’s not a threat… It’s a warning… Never again will you lay a hand on me in aggression, honestly it was an ill-advised selfish move that only affects poor Katie. And anyone who makes my Katie cry… Instantly goes to the top of my hit list, so bare it in mind…

And don’t think I haven’t forgotten about this convenient booking at the pay per view where I’ll fight both Peru and Cena inside a cage to defend MY Universal Championship. Fancy little decision Clyde, and I just know you’ve booked this match with the simple notion that both members of this so called revolution will likely just pick me apart and then decide between themselves who the champion should be… Well I’m here to tell you that it’s an unlikely proposition

You see Peru just lost his belt to the biggest pile of slag in the administration… And Cena’s career has been on the fast track to “Has-been”… BOTH of these men will be looking to rebound and win the Universal title, and I know Bobby enough to understand that he makes no alliances in a match where opportunity to score gold is present… So go ahead and tip your hat, than look for a replacement referee… Because once Scott’s done with you

You’ll be on the way to the morgue….

The UWA Universal Champion
The CHOSEN ONE
2009 ECWF/UWA Superstar Of The Year
Lacey Allen Cohen