Elimination Chamber

Mayhem… What a sham… Right from the start I should’ve known things weren’t going to go well, I mean I woke up Monday Morning in agony. My Ankle had become swollen after my training on Friday night and till about five in the afternoon I could hardly walk on it… So I spoke with Nathan who taped it up and advised me to ice it for an hour before the start of my match.

Sure the treatment helped… But I was notably slowed in the match and as result couldn’t help my partners at all

But that wasn’t the worst of it… The fact that Legion orchestrated a seedy victory has left me with a sour taste in my mouth. Yeah I know, Scott pinned me for the win but it was only after Ashe nailed me from behind with his Rail Driver and then accused Cena of wiping me out that cost him a DQ. So where Scott has a paper win against me… Even my hardest critics would agree that it was a dodgy way to get his first victory on me.

Three Cheers to you arsehole…

But don’t worry because on Monday Night Madness in the ECWF arena, I’ll have an opportunity for revenge against the bastard as we all enter the hellish Elimination Chamber. Sure I’m not happy about the match as it always seems that I have to defend the title in these bloody crazy gimmick matches while the other Universal Champions got simple one on one regulation defenses… It seems the UWA has put my back against the wall in hopes that I’d either prove my merit or fail trying.

But that’s just cheery…

If I’m to go down… It’ll be in a blaze of glory and you can damn well bet on the fact that I’ll take Scott Sillinger with me… Sure I have some issues with everyone in the match as well as a giant bulls eye on my back, but Sillinger is top priority. He will not win the Universal title… In fact if I have it my way, he won’t even walk away from the chamber match at all…

It’s not that I’m bitter…. Well actually… Yea it is…

UWA Universal Champion
2009 ECWF/UWA M.V.P
Lacey Allen Cohen