Lady Luck?

Cheers mates,

I’ve decided to do a late week blog post to give everyone an update on my progress as I stand only days out of an Elimination chamber match. And to be honest I feel absolutely fantastic, my ankle has made a full recovery and has granted me the time needed for proper training. So despite the fact that the odds are stacked heavily against me… I find myself oddly optimistic about my chances to retain the title. Sure I said earlier in the week that I have nothing to win and everything to lose… But that’s not entirely true; you see if I were to win this match it would help cement my legacy in the “Big Match”

It would prove to the UWA that I’m still as clutch as ever and that Lacey Allen is the real face of the UWA… Yes I know you probably don’t want to read my self-promoting psychobabble anymore so I’ll let it go and allow my actions to do the talking for me. Before I go however, there are a few things I wanted to touch on…

First of all is Trey Adams, you see he and I have been pretty close friends for a while now… But it seems that lately all we do is butt heads, sure he’s after my championship and is riding high on his girlfriend’s coat tails. But eventually that ride will end and he’ll realize that he’s all alone in a pond full of hungry sharks… So if he and I were speaking right now, than I might advise him not to burn all of his bridges. Especially the ones to the people who really care for him…

The next is Katie Keller… She and I have just met only recently, but I’ve started to find a good mate in her. She’s funny, talented, and a joy to pal about with; on top of that she’s more or less a fellow European and it’s nice to have someone around that you can relate to. So Katie, if you read this, than I suppose I just wanted to say thanks for being there… You’ve helped me stay focused on Madness during a stressful week.

Then there’s Josh Elliot, now I haven’t talked to the bloke to confirm it. But there’s a rumor around the backstage area saying that he struck down Samantha Curie … Well I should be giving him the stern talk about how he should never strike a woman and asking why he might take down a woman, especially since he was in my locker room obsessing over earlier in the week. But honestly I’m just too bloody impressed in him… Samantha Curie is a slag Josh, she was dragging you through the mud and using your emotions to her favour… So three cheer sto you for taking a stand and breaking her curse

And finally there is something that has been on my mind… You see I’ve been a bit pre-occupied as of late, and it’s probably the reason I’m in such a cheery mood… I’d hate to admit it, but I have a real fancy for someone here in Miami… In fact I can’t stop thinking about it; I can’t say who it is out of respect for their privacy… And it might go against my better judgment, but I think I might have to just get into the open about it… Face the possibility of rejection head on if you will.

It wouldn’t be the first time I was turned away… But if I don’t do it, I’ll spend the entire European trip wondering “What if?”

So wish me luck

Cheers!
The UWA Universal Champion
2009 UWA/ECWF Superstar of the Year
Lacey Allen Cohen

Elimination Chamber

Mayhem… What a sham… Right from the start I should’ve known things weren’t going to go well, I mean I woke up Monday Morning in agony. My Ankle had become swollen after my training on Friday night and till about five in the afternoon I could hardly walk on it… So I spoke with Nathan who taped it up and advised me to ice it for an hour before the start of my match.

Sure the treatment helped… But I was notably slowed in the match and as result couldn’t help my partners at all

But that wasn’t the worst of it… The fact that Legion orchestrated a seedy victory has left me with a sour taste in my mouth. Yeah I know, Scott pinned me for the win but it was only after Ashe nailed me from behind with his Rail Driver and then accused Cena of wiping me out that cost him a DQ. So where Scott has a paper win against me… Even my hardest critics would agree that it was a dodgy way to get his first victory on me.

Three Cheers to you arsehole…

But don’t worry because on Monday Night Madness in the ECWF arena, I’ll have an opportunity for revenge against the bastard as we all enter the hellish Elimination Chamber. Sure I’m not happy about the match as it always seems that I have to defend the title in these bloody crazy gimmick matches while the other Universal Champions got simple one on one regulation defenses… It seems the UWA has put my back against the wall in hopes that I’d either prove my merit or fail trying.

But that’s just cheery…

If I’m to go down… It’ll be in a blaze of glory and you can damn well bet on the fact that I’ll take Scott Sillinger with me… Sure I have some issues with everyone in the match as well as a giant bulls eye on my back, but Sillinger is top priority. He will not win the Universal title… In fact if I have it my way, he won’t even walk away from the chamber match at all…

It’s not that I’m bitter…. Well actually… Yea it is…

UWA Universal Champion
2009 ECWF/UWA M.V.P
Lacey Allen Cohen

Souled Out?

Once again… I’ve been made to be a goat, this time at the hands of Scott Sillinger and Ashe Draven who have seemed to form some sort of alliance along with Damien, Krishna, Josh, and that seedy Roman. Not only was I ambushed during my match by two men pent on taking me right out of the business all together. But I nearly had my ankle broken by Scott who used a steel chair on it in an unnatural manor.

Fear not however, X-Ray’s were negative showing only a very bad sprain and some inflammation of the tendons… Sure it hurts something terrible and I’ll have to get around on stilts for a few days, but the injury should recover enough to allow me entry in this 6 man tag team match. A match that teams me with the one person I never imagined that I’d be teaming with…

John Cena…

And yes, I’m aware I owe him a debt of gratitude for helping me out of a bind… I’m thankful for his deeds, but I never ‘asked’ for his help. He did the deed voluntarily and as much as it pains me to admit that I had to get help from a man who I consider to be one of my biggest rivals… It’s the truth…

Tough times call for drastic measures … And it’s what will pit John and me along with our manager Violet in a six person tag match against the newly formed alliance of Ashe, Scotty, and Roman.

Just because John and I have to work together to resolve this threat, doesn’t mean we actually have to like each other… But I assure you that I’ve put all my personal issues with the man aside for the greater good of the UWA, I’ll team with John and together along with Lyds. We’ll end this little issue before it becomes a full blown problem.

So UWA… Prepare to see something that NOBODY ever expected to happen… John Cena & Lacey Allen… Working in unison

There goes my soul… down the toilet…

The UWA Universal Champion
2009 UWA/ECWF M.V.P
Lacey Allen Cohen