Idolize?

Two down… One to go

Two enemies of the state thwarted, battered, and laid to waste before an audience of millions by the greatest collection of talent in the ECWF… Two bodies added to the pile and now are nothing more than statistics in our rise to fruition; and what a grand way to see it happen. To have all of us work in unison to take out Josh Elliot after his match against Trey; and then the way we orchestrated the beating of Ada Curie was simply masterful… And as I’ve already stated, we are two less in our list of enemies…

And then there was one…

And no I’m not talking about the overrated man-faced slag Hailey Faith… I’m talking about a much bigger fish patrolling the ocean; I’m talking about the ECWF’s C.E.O Lisa Draven. You see she’s been quite vocal about our domination of her mates and has been driven so hard by revenge that she’s gone so far as to step out of her office and back into mine ::The Ring:: to face off against the greatest European that has ever graced this fine company. In fact she’s even gone so far as to release an official statement regarding my actions as well as our match on Madness

As if I was supposed to care?

Yes Lisa, I’ve read all the threats in your unprofessional statement and I’ve already spoken up about them in my promotional spot for Madness… But just in case you didn’t get the point, please allow me to reiterate. I’m not afraid of you, I respect you for what you’ve done and all that you’ve accomplished, I admired you as a young girl watching your exploits all around Europe while working for various federations like OSW. But I don’t fear you, you were at one time a great superstar but that time has passed you by… This is a different generation now and the old legends like yourself have become irrelevant.

Let’s face it luv you’re 35 years old… A whole decade older than me; and when you get into a grappling match against somebody with comparable athletic attributes, you’ll soon find that all of your past injuries will begin to catch up with you… That all of your aches and pains will be magnified by the submission expert, and don’t think I haven’t studied them… Don’t think I wasn’t watching on television when you were F-5’ed off the top of a cage by Brock Lesnar, I know all about the back injuries you’ve had and I know how to get you to squirm.

You see, to me this is more than just an exhibition match… To me it’s an opportunity to put away somebody I once looked up to, the chance to vanquish another legend as I did with John and Jason before you. But most importantly, my chance to quell any debate about who the best ever really is… So light the torch Lisa, because you’re about to pass it to the next generation of European greatness…

The ECWF WORLD Champion
The ECWF ICON
The GREATEST European in the HISTORY of the ECWF,
Lacey Allen

World War Fallout

Are we at all surprised? I went into World War Three with a friendly crowd behind me for a change and did what I had to do in order to defeat John Cena and retain my ECWF World Championship. Sure the man did something that nobody else has been able to do all year by pinning me to get the first point of the contest, but I went on to bust his face up in the First Blood Contest as well as make him tap out twice on my way to a fine victory.

Now I’m not going to sit here and act like it wasn’t tough, or that I was easily able to put this guy away because this had to be my biggest challenge to date… So to John’s credit, he went out against a hostile crowd and showed a lot of heart; it’s just a shame that heart and courage alone can’t win you the Championship. And now he’ll fall all the way back to the bottom of the ladder where he’ll be forced to work his way back to the top for his next opportunity.

One that he doesn’t deserve to have for quite a while…

An opportunity that now belongs to Ada Curie, and despite the fact that she had the second to last entry into the match and she didn’t deserve to win the battle royal; I’ll gladly welcome her challenge for Heatwave. You see I actually respect Ada for all she’s done in the world of Football, but she’ll find that football and fighting are two very different sports… Stamina and killer instinct help greatly, but those long legs of yours are quite appealing for someone who could use them in a variety of holds. So Frankie, congratulations on your fluky win at World War Three… I’ll look forward to making an example of you at Heatwave and proving once and for all why I’m the greatest European in the history of the ECWF.

Also it’s note worthy to mention that my little sister Sophie Cohen (Allen) will be joining the ECWF roster on a developmental contract. That means she’ll make the base minimum salary and act as my student, I know that most of you blokes hate my guts. But it’s noted that she’s not the same person as I am, so if you have a problem with me… Deal with me, not her

And if ANY of you blokes mess with her… You’ll be the first to see what it feels like to have reconstructive knee surgery

Also three cheers go out to Scotty who eliminated SEVEN ECWF superstars from the battle royal; he wasn’t able to win the thing but proved in the process of the event why he’s “Mr. PPV” and what kind of force he can be in this glorious company.

That’s all for today… I know, you’re sad… But get over it

With Love,
The ECWF World Champion
The GREATEST European in the HISTORY of the ECWF
The ECWF ICON
Lacey Allen