The Master Plan

So it comes as no surprise that I have dropped out of my relationship with Josh Elliot for the higher grounds of my career, sure I have no personal vendetta against Josh, nor do I harbor ill will. I wish him all the best and I appreciate the things that he did for me as much as I was hurt by the things he failed to provide. But I do intend on facing him at Demolition like he’s the biggest threat to my championship the ECWF could offer up and I intend on defeating him no matter what the cost.

So let’s clear it up… My mates and I are not officially a stable yet and despite the rumors that Torrent will revive, it’s just not true. I have some ideas on a stable foundation that would set all five of us in a grouping called “Intercontinental” or “International” to celebrate our various nationalities, but it’s two of many name ideas… I also welcome any suggestions from my mates on name and stable Ideas, even if the idea is to not construct a stable and stay as 5 individuals who watch out for one another.

I also have to admit that Hailey Faith, my dear friend was a key part of the whole thing right from the get go… She kicked off the master plan by revealing that I was having an affair with Scotty, and then played it off like she hated me like a professional. Her and I are not enemies and I can safely say that I love her like a sister. So Hailey luv, I wish you a speedy recovery from that minor knee surgery and I thank you for your contributions to the “Master Plan”

To Scott, Grendel & Bobby… The three of you have been phenomenal friends; I couldn’t possibly ask for a better group of people looking out for me and credit you for my recent success… Scotty especially who has stuck by my side through the thick and the thin, only a few actually tolerate him around here; but I can say that you are an amazing person. Oh and major props on the HUGE win over Ashe Draven on Madness, I always had faith that you’d come up big and now your only one legend away from becoming the ECWF United States Champion

Congrats luv!!

As far as the newcomers to the ECWF… I’d like to welcome Kelsey Miller, I haven’t had an opportunity to meet you; but I did meet your brother Evan and he seems like quite a fit bloke who has a good head on his shoulders. Hell I would even ::consider:: allowing him onto my team if the three guys could put their differences behind them… Of course this doesn’t mean I’ve given anyone an invite to anything, it’s just a hypothetical thing

Long story short… You and your brother seem like good people, unlike your friend Trey who is a rude and unruly muppet

Oh and Trey, get your head out of Cena’s arse and be a man… Your friend Evan has found a way to make waves without sucking Cena’s bollocks, perhaps you should follow by example?

Anyway, good luck to all my mates at the PPV. If we play our cards right ::Which we will:: All five of us could walk away with wins and our little group could hold all the gold. ;-)

Best Regards,
The ECWF World Champion
The EWA Greater European Champion
The EWA B.B.C Champion
The GREATEST European Superstar in the HISTORY of the ECWF
- Lacey Allen

My Regards

Ah what can I say other than “I told you so”… Once again I was right and the rest of you ignorant Muppets were wrong. And I’d like to start with John Cena… Congratulations there “Champ” on defending your title to Ashe Draven on Madness, that spectacular run as the United States Champion lasted you all of one lousy week and just as we all knew you would. As soon as you faced a reputable challenger; you’d be exposed as the fraud you are. Now you’re up in arms about getting “jobbed” by Lisa Draven when in fact you know the Rail Driver had put you away no matter WHO the referee was… But as I said on ECWF.com, you should praise Lisa for giving you something to piss on about… It allows you to have just a shred of false pride after all; oh and I’ll be rooting for Ashe to end your career next week in the cage… I hope that elbow is good enough to climb the wall

Next up is my friend Hailey Faith who has decided to be just like John Cena… A Hypocrite, you see she recently roasted Kael Blackstone on ecwf.com with this little memo posted on June 8th 2009 in response to a message by Kael about not giving someone a shot at the Prime Time title if she won it from Hailey

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Kael? for one, your NOT winning the Prime Time Championship....

2. Do you not understand the term of that championship? Apparently not...so here let the CHAMP tell you the rules of HER Title!

The Prime Championship is defended EVERY WEEK...There is NO NON-TITLE matches when it comes to the championship....hell woman you talk about Krishna being stupid...and your the one who just stated that she could have a non-title match up....oh this federation is full of under educated people

fuck off
The Prime Champion
Hailey Faith
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Now in case any of you missed it... Hailey has taken this week off and is NOT defending her ECWF Prime Time Championship, this the SAME day she ROASTED Kael Blackstone about saying she wouldn’t defend if she won it… I guess that would make you an uneducated person, and a hypocrite… Wouldn’t it luv? But you know what, go ahead and take a little holiday; in fact rest right up because when you defend that title against Josh… Well let’s just say that you’ll be facing a different monster than what you fought the first time. He’s ARSED over the dodgy things you’ve pulled with me… And he intends on taking it out on you in that title match…

And finally… Madness, you see I have put my differences aside with Bobby Peru as he will team up with Scotty and I to face the team of “priceless” inside of Yuri’s Funhouse. Now I like Cody Rhodes and have nothing bad to say about him… So I’d like to send my best wishes to him and his mates, as well as my deepest regards for what we’ll be forced to do to you on Madness. You guys might be a sound tag team… But Scott, Bobby and I are just the best the ECWF has to offer up

So I’ll see you blokes on Madness…

Best Regards,
The ECWF World Heavyweight Champion
The ECWF Icon
The EWA Greater European Champion
The EWA BBC Champion
The GREATEST European Superstar in the HISTORY of the ECWF,
Lacey Allen ;-)

Still The World Champion

With the U.K Invasion finally over with I find myself back in Miami still representing the ECWF as its World Heavyweight Champion; of course I knew that I would beat Bobby Peru and carry this title back to this country with me. But for all the doubters and naysayers out there who doubted my abilities, I have only one thing to say to you…

“I told you so”

I’m the greatest ECWF superstar this company has had since it’s opening… I’m a better technician than Brett Hart and Justin Spirit, a better entertainer than John Cena and Shawn Michaels, and I’m far more tactful than Ashe Draven and Samantha Curie. I’m the Icon, the person who fills the seats with people who either hope to see me beaten, or those who support my cause. And no matter how much John Cena might like to say otherwise, I’m the top superstar here

You can’t argue as I’m the ECWF World Champion

But even more importantly is the fact that I will do my best work and try to remain undefeated as the World Champion much like I did as the East Coast Champion… A title that was recently retired as John Cena opted to bring back the scrap pile United States Championship. Now at first I was a little bothered by this, but then I realized that the East Coast title really only belongs around my beautiful waist and if it’s not where it belongs… I’d rather it be retired than diminished in value as Cena defends it, so Johnny. Go ahead and have your title because as far as I’m concerned

You’ll always be second fiddle to me

So what’s next for the Icon?... Well honestly I’m not certain, I’m sure the ECWF will appoint a new challenger for my championship and line the poor bloke up for a beating at Demolition, who that might be; I’m not really sure of… Part of me hopes it’ll be Jason Spirit, I did lay a challenge out to him a few weeks ago and have yet to get a response. I’d very much like to put his career in the closet where it belongs…

Perhaps they’d sacrifice John Cena or even Ashe Draven, either way I don’t really care… I’ll move on and face the next challenger as he or she comes and defend my title against whoever is foolish enough to think they might try and take it from me.

Cheers!

The ECWF European World Champion,
Lacey Allen