Destiny?

Only a few days separate myself from the biggest event of my fledgling career here in the ECWF as I will be stepping into a Shotgun Triple Threat Match against both Samantha Curie as well as Jason Spirit with the potential to become the World Champion on the line. Last time I won the world title was in the EWA against the Gladiator, it was a match that was booked because the EWA’s management didn’t like me and were looking to take me out. I won the match that night as well as the title, but since I wasn’t “At Weight” to hold the World “Heavyweight” Championship, I was forced to “Defend” (more like forfeit) the belt to Mike Britannica the very next card.

So this is kind of a big deal for me, to hold the top title in the world’s top federation would be quite an honor

It would also be marvelous to walk into this next month’s European tour as the ECWF World Champion. To bring the title back home on my shoulder, to show all my fans just how far I’ve gone since leaving the EWA would be the most exciting and memorable moment in my career. Not to mention the fact that I’d get to defend the belt at Invasion in my own hometown against the winner of “King of the Ring”

Especially if that ends up being John Cena (at least the Invasion Main Event would be a good one) I’d actually rather face him than some moppet like Aidan Fergus.

So Jason, I hope you’ve thought about what I said in my promo… Sam I hope you’re ready for another stint on the disabled roster

Because I’m ready to become the Champion

Patsy

How Charming… Our beloved “Hero” Our untouchable “Icon” Jason Spirit has decided that he would much rather lounge about and have a pint of ale as opposed to doing his job. So instead he forces me to do all the work defeating basically every last member of the Black Mass Society all by myself… Very Funny Jason, and you know for a moment I actually thought that you had a shred of dignity in your old bones but now I realize that you were only hoping that I’d ware down or get injured before our big match…

And speaking of which, how does that stupid little scrubber Alecia Moore weasel her way into this match!? I mean not only that but Yuri goes and certifies this as a “Shotgun Championship Match” I don’t even fully understand what that means. I guess I could pin Alecia and walk away with nothing, but if she or Jason pins me than one of them win’s by bloody title. What kind of backwater rubbish is that!?

Unfortunately I’m unbooked this week, but on the upside it’ll give me extra time to work out and train for this awful match coming up at King of the Ring. It’ll also give me adequate time to watch John Cena try and fail in his attempt to actually be clever… It’s a shame he’s such a bloody meathead, but not at all surprising. I guess that’s what happens when you push needles into your arse, eat nails and wash them down with testosterone pills

Cheers for being a wally!

Anyway, enough about John Cena… I’d like to wish my best friend Hailey all the luck against that new girl as she defends the ECWF Prime Time Championship. Sure she was robbed out of her KOTR match by a dodgy Bobby Peru, but now she’ll be taking out her anger on that Sidney kid.

And Josh Elliot as well, luv I don’t need to wish you luck against Aidan… So I’ll wish you good health, don’t sprain your ankle or get a hangnail while kicking the shit out of this naff. He’s just not worth using an ice bag over

Three Cheers for being the best…

ECWF East Coast Champion
EWA Greater European Champion,
Lacey Allen

Drama, Drama, Drama!

Well… John Cena has taken his ball and left the club, all because he’s a spoiled little bitch who’s all arsed because my untarnished record earned me a shot at the ECWF World Championship before he got one. You know it’s a shame too because despite the fact that I’ve beaten the champion as well as nearly all the other contender’s he’s faced, I would’ve cheered John Cena on if it were he who got the shot ahead of me. Instead I was awarded the opportunity and instead of cheering me on like a real teammate would; that fucking Muppet went ahead and demanded that I forfeit my shot to him or risk being overthrown.

Of course I refused to hand over the shot that I deserved and therefore he’s decided to take his ball and walk away from the ranks of Torrent. So I say “Good day to you” John Cena, if you’d rather worry more about yourself as opposed to the betterment of our stable than we’d rather not have you on it…. From day one it’s been all about you as opposed to the team as a whole, and to be honest I think that we’re better off without you if you’ll be like that.

So kindly blow it out your arse…

Anyway onto more pressing concerns, such as the road to King of the Ring and Monday night Madness will be interesting as I step into the ring along with Jason Spirit as we face off against the Black Mass Society. Now I hate tag team matches, there’s no secret to that but let’s put this rumor that I’ll let Jason do this alone to rest. Sure I could walk away and let them abuse his arse to wear him down for the PPV… But I’m not that person, he baled me out this week on Madness so it’s my duty to repay the favor

Besides that, I’d like to keep my streak alive…

But as soon as Madness is over with, Jason and I are opponents both on a path toward KOTR. He is a champion looking to pour more cement on his legacy as I’m a hungry challenger trying to remain undefeated as well as becoming the company’s World Champion. There will be no love loss in this match… So Jason, take solace in the fact that we’ll be on the same page Monday night; but as soon as the night is over

We’re enemies, and I’ll be looking to take your title…

Cheers!
Lacey Allen