The Ranking System & More

Let’s sound off, shall we?

And the first subject on what promises to be a lengthy blog post is the topic of the aforementioned Administration, yes I covered this in the media all week and yet no matter where I go I’m still hounded by blokes who want to know why I did it? Of course some point to my recent loss of the UWA Universal Championship as the reason for my treason, but to be perfectly honest. I would’ve done it no matter what… You see this has been planned carefully for months; the day I accepted the belt and became a part of the Administration the eventual goal was to find a way to screw Scott over and cost him his beloved power.

It’s not my fault the fool handed me the opportunity on a silver platter than trusted me to be his saviour… He should’ve known that I couldn’t be trusted and that I was chomping at the bit for revenge after what he did to me at the start of the 2010 season. So to put an end to all of this nonsense, this act was not because I lost the belt or because I wanted to restore my girlfriend’s mother to power. It was because I had a score to settle and I found a delightful way to settle it…

Plain and simple….

Next up on the agenda is Kaley Blake, ah yes Scotty’s star crossed lover… You do know that he was just manipulating you to try and gain an advantage right? He doesn’t actually care about you luv, in fact he doesn’t care about anyone but himself… So this whole “vengeful lover” angle isn’t really the right thing for you, now that’s not to say that I’ll shy away from dealing with you. In fact because of what you did to my girlfriend I’m getting ready to shake you like a British Nanny the second we get into the ring together… And as far as your challenge goes, sure I’ll accept and put you out of a job… ONLY if Katherine gives it the OK… I don’t want to deny her the privilege of kicking your arse if she sees the need.

And speaking of Katherine… She was recently ambushed while coming out of the shower in the ladies dressing room, and though she didn’t see her attacker all signs point to that slagging cunt Madsen Moore. I know you’re all miffed over your hand and that you like to blame others for your inability to stay fit… But this is where I draw the line Moore. You don’t ambush somebody when they are in the middle of getting dressed… It’s completely yellow and the moment you and I cross paths, whether it’d be in the ring or at the local market… I swear to you I’ll make sure you have a new person to blame your lack of fitness on.

Bradley… It seems like you are getting a bit popular with the UWA fans, sure you had an impressive night at Wargames, but we both know your success was because of me. Perhaps you should send some flowers or something? It would be the proper way of thanking the British for bailing your French Arse out of trouble… You still don’t fool me though; I know you’re all smoke and mirrors and the longer you stay around my federation… The faster people will start seeing you as the fraud you are.

Josh Elliot… I would like to welcome you back to the UWA, I must say that it is lovely to hear that you are well and back in action though I am deeply sorry for your recent loss. I would very much like to meet up with you sometime and have a cuppa or perhaps a meal… Even a few drinks at the local club would be fine. We have some catching up to do and the longer we put it off the more we’ll have to catch up on

John Cena has found his good name restored recently and though it’s no secret that Cena and I have no love for one another I wanted to give my congratulations to him on this. Though I’ve said my fare share of rubbish about these allegations, I never was a fan of the way Sillinger was doing business and would only chime in to keep Scott thinking I was on his side. Besides they were dragging the good name of my friend Lydia through the mud as well and seeing as the lass is quite pregnant I was miffed about the stress it caused her. So you’re welcome for putting an end to the Sillinger Reign and stopping these ruthless rumours before they became impossible to deal with… Also I apologize for my part in spreading them, though it was necessary to rope Scotty deeper into trusting me

But enough babble for one day then, I’ve given it a little consideration and think that I may start a superstar ranking system to put my peers where they fall according to the type of week they’ve had. Now I’ll never be on this rank because I’m so biased that I’d always be at #1… Also it’s important to understand that I’m not ranking based on who I think is the best, or who my most favourite is… I’m doing it in accordance to who I think has had the best week. So don’t come to me with an attitude because I’ve rated someone I don’t like higher than you, it just means the bloke had a more favourable week.

Lacey’s Superstar Power Rankings Week 1 (10/10/2011 – 17/10/2011)
#1. Bradley (Because everyone is buzzing about her after a strong finish to Mayhem)
#2. Shay Matthews (He won Money in the Bank)
#3. John Cena (Strong Showing in Wargames, has his reputation restored)
#4. Ava Austin (Strong showing at Wargames, can she survive without “Coach” here to protect her?)
#5. Nate Daniels (The Manc had a good showing in his debut despite being outsmarted by Shay)

Pretty painless, yea?... I’ll have to consider new rankings after Devil’s Night… I’m sure we’ll see some new faces and perhaps some old ones on the list.

Cheers,
The UWA ICON
2009 & 2010 ECWF/UWA Superstar Of The Year
Lacey Allen Cohen