Heed The Warning

Again I’ve captured the Universal Title after showing the world exactly why I was the rightful champion to begin with; I exposed Scott Sillinger to be the pathetic arsehole that he is by defeating him in the middle of the ring with the Royal Treatment. Of course my big win secures my second time Universal Championship and reestablishes me as the top superstar in a federation filled with the world’s best talent.

This virtue is nice to brag about, but it also comes with a hefty price... And now I have a man who I once considered my closest friend and confidant barking up my tree for a shot at the title. But it’s not as simple as that, apparently Trey has dumped my sister for a fancy with the UWA Vice President and is going around claiming his superiority saying that he wants out of my shadow… Something he intends to accomplish by beating me for the title

As if I ever held Trey Adams back…

If anything I helped him launch his career… If it wasn’t for me, he’d be a shy kid with a speech p-pr-problem fighting in the mid cards of the dark shows trying to get over with the fans. I helped Trey Adams reach his potential and would’ve backed him against even the most impossible odds… But he wouldn’t have it; instead he’s set to follow in the tainted path of Scott Sillinger

Another man who thought he could tread on me to obtain fame and success…

Heed my warning Trey… Turn away from this motive; it’s not too late for you to mend fences with me, we can be mates and pretend none of this rubbish ever happened. And once you climb the ladder enough to earn your shot at me than I promise you’ll have it. I don’t want to hate you luv… I want to be your friend. But if you keep this nonsense up and come after me like you’ve gone after others you dislike… Than even Summer cannot save you

I promise… We can still be close, but once you cross that line… Once you burn the bridge, there’s no telling what I’ll do to you in retaliation. I know you’re a big scrapping bloke who is full of talent, but I’m the UWA Brand Icon… This is my show and if you cross swords with me than I’ll make sure your status as “up and comer” turns into a huge case of “what might’ve been”

Just Ask Scott Sillinger… He’s still pouring over pints every night trying to figure out a way to beat me

I’m not saying I’m better than you… I’m saying I’m better than the average superstar, and up until now luvvie… That’s all you’ve beaten

Cheers to you… And think about it before you do something irrational

With Love,
The UWA Universal Champion
2009 Superstar of the year
UWA BRAND ICON
Lacey Allen Cohen

Chivalry

So I have a wonder… Was Ashe and Damien’s attacks on myself, Madsen, and possibly Violet all for the greater purpose of getting one up on John Cena, or were they a response to many different things that have occurred during the course of the week? Was Madsen and Lydia attacked because of John’s outburst toward Ashe at the start of the show or was it done so that John would have nobody watching his back at ringside?

And then there’s my situation… Sure I’m only assuming that it was Ashe’s work that had me placed in the closet in attempt to thwart my appearance at ringside. But even if it wasn’t him, it was certainly his brother who attacked me once I was out of that bloody thing and on my way to join the battle. So the question is… Was I attacked because of some unholy pact the Draven’s made with my ex, or was I ambushed for my opinions expressed earlier in the week on the UWAonline forums?

Regardless the reasons, it’s quite obvious that they were cowardly in their moves last night… I find it funny how Ashe walks around demanding respect as if it was a birthright, yet he refuses to pay anyone the same regard. If Ashe wants myself or anyone for that matter to respect him; then he better start facing people like a man instead of like a coward…

That’s all there is to it …

But enough about Ashe… Let’s talk about another pile of shit

Scott Sillinger… Ah yes luv, you’ve been dodging me all week long while playing your little games. You make deals with others to attack me [allegedly] and then threaten to have me deported if I try to fight back. It’s funny too, I should’ve listened to all those people when they said you were rubbish… But I didn’t… And now I’m finding out the hard way just who you really are

Well darling… You’re about to find out who Lacey Cohen really is at New Years Evil, because I’m about to unleash all types of pain on your arse. It’s like I said, I know your body like the back of my hand… I’ve observed your scars and noted your old injuries; I know how to make you squirm and scream

And I intend on giving you some well needed time off… Call it my gift to you, a nice extended injury vacation

I have everything to gain and nothing to lose Scott… You’ve stripped away my dignity, my security, and my compassion leaving only a very jaded woman who has become obsessed with this grand idea of vengeance. And you know the old saying don’t you?

Hell hath no fury to a woman scorned…

Well I hope that deal with the devil includes protection… Because you’re about to be dancing with him.

Happy Hunting….

The UWA Brand Icon
2009 Superstar Of The Year
Lacey Allen Cohen